Sometimes even dads get awkward boners. But can you blame him? With all those trees around, it’s hard not to get some wood yourself. We’ll just assume he’s dreaming about mom.

Credit: Chelsea

This photo proves once again that Awkward Boners in Speedos are not a new phenomenon, but one that has been with us for some time.  Did this vintage speedo boner also perform as a rudder?

There are two men in this photo with rubber duckies displayed too prominently.  The difference is – only one is safe for children.

Submitted with this note: “day at the pool. this man is having a wonderful dream. the thing that’s weird is that he walked around for a while, took another nap and it happened again. pool exhibitionist? (note**ducky in background)”

This photo was taken from a Japanese gameshow, title unknown.  Boner Or Death seems suitable, however.  If anyone can name the show, please add in comments.

In our continuing coverage of beach boners this summer, this old man decided to let his mind wander while lying on the beach.  Awkward Boner ensued…

This pirate is about to go rape and pillage, and he doesn’t have to tell us how excited he is.  I wouldn’t want to be facing off against him, because he’s got two swords.

No idea how this photo was captured, but submitter Tyler Hoehn suggests he’s thinking naughty things about the tooth fairy while brushing his teeth.

This is yet another example of how not to implement the belt tuck.

Problem #1: No belt.  Belt tucks work best when you use a belt to keep your pants up, rather than let them slip down below your boner.

Problem #2: Lifting your shirt.  Your shirt is part of the boner disguise, and no matter what a girl might tell you, it’s not in your best interests to reveal your stomach if there’s going to be a surprise coming out of the top of your pants.