We’re not sure if this man’s homeless or just napping, but if he needs a job, maybe he should consider adult entertainment. He certainly wouldn’t need a fluffer.

There’s nothing wrong with getting a cup of coffee as soon as you wake up. But it might be a good idea to let your morning wood die down first.

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Getting a boner in the house of God is quite unfortunate. Something has summoned a rise in this man’s pants, but whether it’s the woman next to him or the Holy Spirit is for you to decide.

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He’s not wearing a crown, but we can tell this guy’s the king of boners. With that look of confidence and a royal purple cloak, he has full control over his domain.

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There is only one bus on which it is socially acceptable to have a boner. That is the bang bus. Clearly this man chose the wrong bus.

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The chicken they served was deboned; unfortunately the guests weren’t.

You know what they say about guys with big watches…

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As we’ve seen time and time again, people just can’t seem to get the belt tuck right. It’s not enough just to shift your penis upward, you gotta get it under that leather band of support. To be fair, though, this man’s hand is in his pocket, so maybe he was caught in mid-adjustment.

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