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		<title>&#8220;Friendly&#8221; Spider-Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I see Peter Parker&#8217;s pecker. Credit: Brittany]]></description>
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<p>I think I see Peter Parker&#8217;s pecker.</p>
<p><em>Credit: Brittany</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Golf Cart Boner</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/the-golf-cart-boner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 12:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little-known fact: according to the rules of golf, it is perfectly legal to use your own boner as a club. Credit: Michael]]></description>
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<p>Little-known fact: according to the rules of golf, it is perfectly legal to use your own boner as a club.</p>
<p><em>Credit: Michael</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Bench Press</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/the-bench-press/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/the-bench-press/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bench]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sleeping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uruguay]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=1419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This man has totally misunderstood the concept of the bench press. No, it is not how far you can push your pants fabric up while laying on a bench.]]></description>
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<p>This man has totally misunderstood the concept of the bench press. No, it is not how far you can push your pants fabric up while laying on a bench.</p>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sealed With a Kiss</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/sealed-with-a-kiss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/sealed-with-a-kiss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[girlfriend]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lake]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it just me, or do I see a wet spot? Credit: Kaylyn]]></description>
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<p>Is it just me, or do I see a wet spot?</p>
<p><em>Credit: Kaylyn</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Let It Rock</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/let-it-rock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/let-it-rock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[boston]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This musician is bringing &#8220;let it rock&#8221; to a whole new definition. Credit: Jay]]></description>
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<p>This musician is bringing &#8220;let it rock&#8221; to a whole new definition.</p>
<p><em>Credit: Jay</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Boner on the Train</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/boner-on-the-train/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/boner-on-the-train/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Sitting on an empty train one night, this man decided to come and sit next to us with his boner on show. Was definitely awkward.&#8221; Credit: Nicole]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Sitting on an empty train one night, this man decided to come and sit next to us with his boner on show. Was definitely awkward.&#8221;</p>
<p><em>Credit: Nicole</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Oh No, Not In Front Of Mom!</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/oh-no-not-in-front-of-mom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/oh-no-not-in-front-of-mom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 19:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kid]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=1406</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s what you get for going with your mom to the beach. Credit: Dave]]></description>
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<p>That&#8217;s what you get for going with your mom to the beach.</p>
<p><em>Credit: Dave</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Awkward Parrot</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/awkward-parrot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/awkward-parrot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 19:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bike]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=1401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Polly want a pecker? Credit: Symon]]></description>
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<p>Polly want a pecker?</p>
<p><em>Credit: Symon</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Pants Rod</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/the-pants-rod/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/the-pants-rod/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 14:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beach]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=1398</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Both these guys are supposedly straight, but one&#8217;s bent and the other is clearly a little bit gay. Credit: The Boner Finder]]></description>
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<p>Both these guys are supposedly straight, but one&#8217;s bent and the other is clearly a little bit gay.</p>
<p><em>Credit: The Boner Finder</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Nature Boner</title>
		<link>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/nature-boner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awkwardboners.com/2010/08/nature-boner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrBone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[canal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nature]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.awkwardboners.com/?p=1395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because Mother Nature is one hot mama. Credit: bananarey]]></description>
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<p>Because Mother Nature is one hot mama.</p>
<p><em>Credit: bananarey</em></p>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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