He would touch that with a six-inch pole.

It’s bad enough having a random boner in a cold river but pointing at your pointer certainly won’t resolve the situation.

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Subway boners are all the rage these days. This photo comes to us from Andrew, who was “lucky/very unlucky enough to spy this ‘fella’ on the London Underground, on the way back from the SW4 Music Festival.” Let’s hope he was travelling to Cockfosters because there’s no other way this boner could be justified.

The only rush hour here is the rush of blood to this man’s penis.

Beauty is only skin deep, but boners… go straight to the bone?

We’re not sure if this man’s homeless or just napping, but if he needs a job, maybe he should consider adult entertainment. He certainly wouldn’t need a fluffer.

There’s nothing wrong with getting a cup of coffee as soon as you wake up. But it might be a good idea to let your morning wood die down first.

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Getting a boner in the house of God is quite unfortunate. Something has summoned a rise in this man’s pants, but whether it’s the woman next to him or the Holy Spirit is for you to decide.

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He’s not wearing a crown, but we can tell this guy’s the king of boners. With that look of confidence and a royal purple cloak, he has full control over his domain.

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There is only one bus on which it is socially acceptable to have a boner. That is the bang bus. Clearly this man chose the wrong bus.

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