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Fighting Boner May 1, 2010 15 Comments

Boners may be awkward, but in a fight they’re definitely advantageous. Not only can they be used for poking, but they can also strike fear into your opponent. Unless he’s gay.

(Via Failbook)

Hands In The Air Like You Just Don’t Care April 19, 2010 24 Comments

You may laugh, but having a third leg is actually a huge tactical advantage in soccer.

Strategic Leg Placement 101 June 21, 2009 51 Comments

Strategic Leg Placement 101

Please go down before my mom turns around… think about nuns, puppies, Scrabble, Wheel of Fortune. Not Wheel of Fortune – Vanna’s still hot as hell – oh crap, here it goes again!

Photo & caption cred: Tom G in Sunnyvale, CA

The Tri-Leg April 21, 2009 25 Comments

Triathletes

An Awkward Boners reader sent us this hilarious photo of two triathletes. As we’ve already learned, the boner is quite an advantage in the swimming stage. But its effect in the cycling and running stages is still hotly debated. Do they call it the triathlon because the contestants all have third legs?

Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in… Dickboxer? April 4, 2009 12 Comments

Even “the Muscles from Brussels” is not immune to the awkward boner. This one is from his appearance on a Brazilian TV show called Domingo Legal.

 

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