Fighting Boner May 1, 2010 15 Comments

Boners may be awkward, but in a fight they’re definitely advantageous. Not only can they be used for poking, but they can also strike fear into your opponent. Unless he’s gay.
(Via Failbook)

Boners may be awkward, but in a fight they’re definitely advantageous. Not only can they be used for poking, but they can also strike fear into your opponent. Unless he’s gay.
(Via Failbook)

You may laugh, but having a third leg is actually a huge tactical advantage in soccer.

Please go down before my mom turns around… think about nuns, puppies, Scrabble, Wheel of Fortune. Not Wheel of Fortune – Vanna’s still hot as hell – oh crap, here it goes again!
Photo & caption cred: Tom G in Sunnyvale, CA

An Awkward Boners reader sent us this hilarious photo of two triathletes. As we’ve already learned, the boner is quite an advantage in the swimming stage. But its effect in the cycling and running stages is still hotly debated. Do they call it the triathlon because the contestants all have third legs?
Even “the Muscles from Brussels” is not immune to the awkward boner. This one is from his appearance on a Brazilian TV show called Domingo Legal.
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