Akon and Wyclef Jean go head to head-Literally! Wyclef looks scared. May the best boner win!

This boner was sent in by Carrie and comes with a story:

“For my 30th b-day, some of my girlfriends, and I, went to a nightclub. It just so happened to be “Pajama Night”, and if you were your PJ’s, or lingerie, you got in free. Well this dude walked around watchin’ girls dancing up on the platforms, lookin’ up their gowns/robes, or staring at their thong-clad asses. He walked around for over 2hrs, pitching a tent in his lounge pants. My friends and I nearly pissed ourselves, watching him. And before we left, it was decided that I must pose with him, for a picture… just to memorialize my 30th b-day, as well as this guy’s Energizer Dick!”

This guy liked his car boner so much that he decided to take a self-portrait.

Credit: Alex

You may laugh, but having a third leg is actually a huge tactical advantage in soccer.

When you get an awkward boner, it’s usually others that point and stare. But this guy is taking care of it by himself.

In the olden days, boners were often used to scare away girls.

Credit: Stephanie

How awkward is it to have a boner when you’re surrounded by your younger sister and her friends?

Credit: Carlos

This pirate is about to go rape and pillage, and he doesn’t have to tell us how excited he is.  I wouldn’t want to be facing off against him, because he’s got two swords.