Boners Are All The Rave July 13, 2010

38 Comments
len July 13th, 2010

not just a boner obviously some big ol balls too. sigh. big packages on such skinny little waifs are such a waste.

JoJo July 13th, 2010

@len – He doesn’t look that tall. If you straighten that girl up, I’d say he’s about 5’8″ maybe. Take into account the fact that he’s likely a 28 inch waist, and he’s probably only average in size. It only looks big because he’s so small.

Boner Sucker July 13th, 2010

Who cares? I’ll gag on it! :D

Like ur site... July 13th, 2010

jojo…it only looks big because he’s small….. that is some crazy talk mister. that cock and balls are big. plain and simple.

sam July 13th, 2010

Fake!!!!

aguy July 13th, 2010

There’s definitely some very odd genitals in those pants.

me July 13th, 2010

This is the first one to make me laugh out loud.

Saw a boner at school today. You know, I never looked for them before I found this site, now I find i’m one the constant lookout.

GoldenEwok July 13th, 2010

Even if it is real or not, I’d say its some pretty understandable wood

Vishis July 13th, 2010

That’s not wood. He’s just hung like a mule. :)

Antony July 14th, 2010

I would not call it a boner per se… it’s just a huge fucking cock and balls, on a very sexy, thin lad. DELICIOUS!!!!

sumgurl July 14th, 2010

whatever… that is some major ball action going on there!!

Bonolulu July 14th, 2010

Vishis, did you really mean “Hung like a mule”?? Mules are the sterile, asexual offspring of donkey fathers and horse mothers. Maybe you meant “Hung like a donkey.”

jerry July 14th, 2010

mmmm…big balls too

maccalister July 14th, 2010

OMG!thats a huge balls!hahaha

Bert July 14th, 2010

I guess he couldn’t control himself, what can you see, he’s just a regular guy with a bonner for a cute chick

Vishis July 14th, 2010

Male mules have enormous dicks. They just can’t impregnate anything with them.

‘Sterile’ does not mean ‘neuter’ :)

chainsaw July 14th, 2010

fake. fake fake fake.

HornDog July 14th, 2010

No boner. No underwear either. Just a bad tuck job and a substantial piece of meat!

Bonolulu July 14th, 2010

Vishis–I stand corrected! (Still, I think “donkey dick” sounds better…)

Vishis July 14th, 2010

I can agree with that :)

Spanky July 15th, 2010

Doesn’t look like wood to me, just a nice sized unit with his pants pulled way up to show it off. Might be a semi.

Like ur site... July 16th, 2010

hes got cock and bulls folks.. pretty clear…

Chainsaw July 16th, 2010

Spanky you right it probly is a semi, fake boner yes but does not mean its a fake cock… still sexy as hell!

Tone July 16th, 2010

That Is Not Fake,And He’s Fucking Hot

chainsaw July 16th, 2010

Amen that Tone!!!!

Anonymous July 17th, 2010

He looks like Mr. Bean!

Boner Sucker July 18th, 2010

I’ll be jerking off and dildo fucking myself to this picture for quite awhile. Thanks AB! :D

hmm July 19th, 2010

thing is…he looks gay

KatQueen July 19th, 2010

Okay…how the hell did he get the beans down there with the franks???

Lee July 20th, 2010

I don’t see a boner there but I do see a big pair o’ balls

Anonymous July 21st, 2010

big-ass balls, geez!

erghtfr July 22nd, 2010

that girl is ugly as fuck. DUCK FACE!

Anon July 27th, 2010

That’s disgusting. Who wears braces AND a belt?

Girl in Picture :) August 17th, 2010

So to clarify, I am the girl in the picture bending over, I am in fact privy to the miracle that resides in that guy’s pants, and this is at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, hence the outfits. :)

Just so you know:

1. It is completely, absolutely, unequivocally real.
2. He’s actually flaccid in this picture, he’s just really big and those pants are really tight.
3. He’s not gay.
4. Yes, he’s gorgeous.
5. His penis and his balls are both quite large, so I suppose the overall effect is a combination of the two. He hangs right.
6. In my humble opinion, it is not wasted on him, because he knows how to use the tools he has been granted.

To quote Anchorman, “Don’t act like you’re not impressed!”

And to the person that said I am, quote, a DUCK FACE, thank you. The fact that you’re on a site called awkwardboners.com and going out of your way to rip on a person’s physical attributes affirms the lowly state of your existence. :)

Girl in Picture :) August 17th, 2010

Oh and the only reason I myself am on this site is because a friend of mine had another friend of hers who does go on this site and sent me this link. :)

EroticStuff August 25th, 2010

Ahaha, I agree with the person, she has a duck face.

Felipe August 30th, 2010

Babe I don’t think a lot of people think you’re ugly, otherwise the post would be 75% awkward and not 75% understandable. People who said that are just jealous that you got to get with the cutie on the pic ;)

Vishis September 6th, 2010

Well GiP, yer a lucky girl. I’m curious to hear his actual numbers :)

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