Boners Are All The Rave July 13, 2010
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Because raving albino aliens get boners too. |
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Because raving albino aliens get boners too. |
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not just a boner obviously some big ol balls too. sigh. big packages on such skinny little waifs are such a waste.
@len – He doesn’t look that tall. If you straighten that girl up, I’d say he’s about 5’8″ maybe. Take into account the fact that he’s likely a 28 inch waist, and he’s probably only average in size. It only looks big because he’s so small.
Who cares? I’ll gag on it!
jojo…it only looks big because he’s small….. that is some crazy talk mister. that cock and balls are big. plain and simple.
Fake!!!!
There’s definitely some very odd genitals in those pants.
This is the first one to make me laugh out loud.
Saw a boner at school today. You know, I never looked for them before I found this site, now I find i’m one the constant lookout.
Even if it is real or not, I’d say its some pretty understandable wood
That’s not wood. He’s just hung like a mule.
I would not call it a boner per se… it’s just a huge fucking cock and balls, on a very sexy, thin lad. DELICIOUS!!!!
whatever… that is some major ball action going on there!!
Vishis, did you really mean “Hung like a mule”?? Mules are the sterile, asexual offspring of donkey fathers and horse mothers. Maybe you meant “Hung like a donkey.”
mmmm…big balls too
OMG!thats a huge balls!hahaha
I guess he couldn’t control himself, what can you see, he’s just a regular guy with a bonner for a cute chick
Male mules have enormous dicks. They just can’t impregnate anything with them.
‘Sterile’ does not mean ‘neuter’
fake. fake fake fake.
No boner. No underwear either. Just a bad tuck job and a substantial piece of meat!
Vishis–I stand corrected! (Still, I think “donkey dick” sounds better…)
I can agree with that
Doesn’t look like wood to me, just a nice sized unit with his pants pulled way up to show it off. Might be a semi.
hes got cock and bulls folks.. pretty clear…
Spanky you right it probly is a semi, fake boner yes but does not mean its a fake cock… still sexy as hell!
That Is Not Fake,And He’s Fucking Hot
Amen that Tone!!!!
He looks like Mr. Bean!
I’ll be jerking off and dildo fucking myself to this picture for quite awhile. Thanks AB!
thing is…he looks gay
Okay…how the hell did he get the beans down there with the franks???
I don’t see a boner there but I do see a big pair o’ balls
big-ass balls, geez!
that girl is ugly as fuck. DUCK FACE!
That’s disgusting. Who wears braces AND a belt?
So to clarify, I am the girl in the picture bending over, I am in fact privy to the miracle that resides in that guy’s pants, and this is at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, hence the outfits.
Just so you know:
1. It is completely, absolutely, unequivocally real.
2. He’s actually flaccid in this picture, he’s just really big and those pants are really tight.
3. He’s not gay.
4. Yes, he’s gorgeous.
5. His penis and his balls are both quite large, so I suppose the overall effect is a combination of the two. He hangs right.
6. In my humble opinion, it is not wasted on him, because he knows how to use the tools he has been granted.
To quote Anchorman, “Don’t act like you’re not impressed!”
And to the person that said I am, quote, a DUCK FACE, thank you. The fact that you’re on a site called awkwardboners.com and going out of your way to rip on a person’s physical attributes affirms the lowly state of your existence.
Oh and the only reason I myself am on this site is because a friend of mine had another friend of hers who does go on this site and sent me this link.
Ahaha, I agree with the person, she has a duck face.
Babe I don’t think a lot of people think you’re ugly, otherwise the post would be 75% awkward and not 75% understandable. People who said that are just jealous that you got to get with the cutie on the pic
Well GiP, yer a lucky girl. I’m curious to hear his actual numbers