Miley Cyrus’s performance at London nightclub G.A.Y. is proof that some boners can’t be tamed…

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I have a feeling that Cristiano Ronaldo is not about to contest this “hand ball”. Also, it looks like we’ve answered our previous question.

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This man went to the beach to catch some rays, but instead he ended up with a whole lot of “raise”.

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Because raving albino aliens get boners too.

Is that a proton gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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We can tell this man’s all in favor of drilling in Alaska. And by Alaska we mean Sarah Palin.

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Boners have been around since before most of us were born – the above photo was taken in 1921, after a swimming competition in the Delaware River. We like how the original caption explains how this man won the event “by default after the first-place finisher was disqualified for completing the 10-mile event in the Delaware River without a swimsuit.” Perhaps that explains the boner?

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There hasn’t been a fight this gay since the cage fight scene in Brüno.

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