Table three, ordered the tube steak,,, Nice boner by the way,,,

LOL, that’s the backfiring of an old server joke.

I’d suck that.

That sure as hell is not a boner.

So we’re not even going to pretend to post real boners? Let’s ignore the fact that a man pitching a tent so ludicrously huge in KHAKIs would be beyond even Ron Jeremy, and pretending this guy does have a two foot cock, those are some magic freakin pants that don’t appear to be pulled tight at all in the back. Infinitely expanding fabric!

It looks like part of his apron is stuck in a drawer. Come on people. Use your eyes.

Raxacorico,etc,, I think your right!!!

I think his cock is sticking out through the fly, which is why his pants aren’t pulled tight over his flat-ish ass. Must be good for extra tips! (“Would you like some cream in your coffee, Sir?”)

Oh come on — even if he had his cock out of his pants — there’s no way it would tent out that far. I think his apron is caught on the drawer handle.

Of course it’s just caught on something. But it’s more fun pretending all sorts of perverted boner scenarios. He looks tired as fuck though.

if you look, it wouldn’t be that big.
his leg doesn’t go straightup, it curves further out. lmao

The problem with this “boner” is that his pants aren’t loose enough to allow a boner to stick out that far. Also, if he had a boner sticking out that far in those pants, then the back of his pants would be pulled tight — and they aren’t

I don’t think that’s really a boner.

I’d rather see pics of “real boners”

i haz a boner atm ;D
And its muches bigaz than hiz ;D
tehe xxxxxxxx

real or not, the guy is fucking good-looking:)))

VERY good-looking indeed! Wish he’d have a real boner………………

People look how tight his pants are

i’d like to have a big hotdog on a plate pls LOL!

I swear his zipper must be down to have that much distance

can you take it out

he has no leg. wtf

It is no real boner unless his fly is wide open :p

His right leg has seemed 2 hav vanised lol
soo unreal

Does he have hair in there

Definitely not a boner – look close and you’ll see it’s not originating from his crotch. It’s coming from his left pocket. His apron is stuck on the drawer handle or he has something long sticking out of his pocket under the apron.

woww i would totally suck his dick and lick his hairy balls8=========D~

It’s stuck on the handle. Look at the handle on left side.

His third hand is opening the draw for him

His other hand… it’s just straight down?
lool

Lol @HornDog or he might have a fake dick in his pocket :}

there is a drawer next to him, but no drawer in front of him. it’s open space. look at the rest of the cabinetry.