Spider-Bone 2 March 27, 2010
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thats just weird…… those are all little kids…..
wonder what the parents watching him play with their little children are thinking? surely that raging erection in his pants cant have gone unnoticed by all the adults in the room as well.
One of my favs. and no it hasnt gone unnoticed. I know the pic is kinda small, but look at the eyes and expression of the man in the back (appears blank and angry, at least imo) and the woman sitting beside him seems to be hiding shock.
Definitely awkward. those who say this is understandable are pedos. dont blame the spandex!
Man…that is terrible.
I think he’s making the kids close their eyes so they don’t see his “little spider”. 8D
LAWL! Pedo SpiderMan iz in joor roomz… pleying peekaboo with joor childz
LOL anon I was thinking that earlier. it didnt work on the guy in the back holding the baby.. I think there is other adults standing in the room. Though it kinda looks like a bulge/semi erect cawk.. regardless, tuck that shit
Wrong on so many levels.
shouldda done a background check on spidey. i’m sure he’s on a sex offender registry somewhere. eeewwww
Fail is right.
I think he’s making the kids close their eyes so they don’t see his “little spider”. 8D
I dunno…… If thats a boner that dude has problems. Maybe the spandex caught his junk funny.
i guess mj rejected hiz marige proposal so desprite times desprite measeures
poor guy. and poor kids.
I think he has a boner 4 the 1 of the moms
Greet job for a child molester.
my *spider sense* is tingling lol
the people who said understandable are sick!
this guy should go to jail for the crimes i suspect he plans on doing
this guy should go to jail for the crimes i suspect he will be commiting
I get boners/horny from watching some pretty weird shit… but this guy just totally freaked me out. LOL This picture is SOOOO WRONG on so many ways that the word “disturbing” falls short.
Ped alert!
Pedophile
Some people are more sensitive to erections, either naturally or due to medications, and can get erections even if not sexually aroused. I hope this guy is one of those cases.
What i’m saying is that he might not be a pedophile.
Nice boner, Pedophile
I thinh he’s telling the kids to cover their eyes xD and he could got a boner from one of the women in the room…jus sayin…
look at it for 1 second:
what boner
look at it for 3 seconds:
oh i see
look at it for 10 seconds:
0_0
look at it for 25 seconds:
that looks so wrong
look at it for 45 seconds:
wincing
look at it for 1 minute:
histerics
Did anyone else notice the insane Sony Explode sound system in the back? That’s gnarly as! Oh, and the man’s willy is saying “HI!” to all the children. CLASSIC!
The only fail is that this guy doesn’t know how to put on a spiderman costume right. not a boner!!!
at least put it down your leg not out grosssss
It’s fake. :/
Or do you guys not know what photoshop is?
The blue sword of the kid in the striped top looks like a boner.
that’s not a little spider. That’s a daddy long leg. Ha Ha Ha