The fuck is going on in this pic? I think it’s a woman (note the purse) … Maybe he’s just really femme.

Many of these boners are not really boners. Ther are more like bulges.

The pants, the sandals, the purse… I’m confuseddddd

Sorry, but if you think that’s a boner then you are way below average. That is more of a bulge than anything.

Its a gay man obviously. Look at the hands. But its certainly a semi erect. No ones bulge is that large and if it is I certainly want to meet you.

Not a boner. You faggots wouldnt know a cock if it slapped you in the face.

A bag of donuts with your coffee? Boners or not, these are funny pics. Thanks for sharing.

This picture is really confusing. I’ve stared and stared and come to the conclusionthat it is indeed a man ( albeit, a very femmy, androgynous one). That said, why in the world would he go out for coffee in a pair of too small, girl’s pajama bottom ? I mean, for real … At least put some drawers on first ! But hey, maybe Tootsie gets off on everybody looking at his/her junk.

Wow. Just, wow. If you want to dress like a chick, fine. I’m not gonna fault you for that. But if you do, and you get a boner, for christ’s sake — tuck that shit back!

no more than a man with big balls ! no boner at all

sad that the first thing I thought when looking at the picture was “hey, that place kinda looks like Kayaks (coffee shop) in St. Louis!”

took me awhile to notice the man/lady situation.

Ricardo: wtf do you mean by ‘look at the hands” ?????????

it looks like the guy might have big balls and a cock ring on, the leather snap type that goes around the balls and pushed the junk forward. for some reason, he’s quite proud of his look. it takes all kinds.

Huevos grande!

http://rumorrat.com/2010/01/06/soccer-player-cristiano-ronaldo-keeps-his-eye-on-the-balls-during-workouts/

His hands is that they’re large hands. One that men should have. But that again there are women with large hands right? Lol

I’m guessing english isn’t ricardo’s first language.

those look way too much like girls’ legs to me.

That’s a black man alright.

Listen mother fucker english is my first language, I had a fucking typo okay. So you and you’re fucking racist ass can go fuck yourself you stupid bitch.

Hovering coffee cup…

Yo, am sorry for my reaction, truth is I am mexiacan and, yes, english is my second language, as you can see from my poor vocabulary, al I can say when Im angry is “fuck, ass, bitch, cunt ” etc.
Im just another poor, broke beaner tryin to get along in this white world.
poor me.

Yo, lo siento por mi reacción, la verdad es que estoy mexiacan y, sí, Inglés es mi segundo idioma, como puede verse en mi vocabulario pobre, al que puedo decir cuando Im enojado es “fuck, culo, puta, coño”, etc .
Im como un pobre, rompió beaner tryin para salir adelante en este mundo blanco.
pobre de mí.

Haha ricardo must be angry. Stupid mexicans.

It’s just a middle aged man with a great ass, lounging in a pair of thermal underwear because I he didn’t want to miss a continental breakfast. Lets all take it easy and just enjoy thinking about what’s underneath those thermals…

If you’re a douche straight guy, SHUT THE FUCK UP. You’re on a site full of pictures of men’s erections, semis, and bulges. If you think you’re covering your issues by calling everyone else a faggot, you’ve got another thing coming. Go sit on a cock, THEN come back and say you’re not gay, you’re just laughing at awkward pictures.

Assholes.

are you shitting me, no-one thought to title it the hard cock cafe?

you guys would make rubbish porn producers.

There are special briefs that lift everything, making them stick out more. But, if you are going to wear something like that, don’t wear those briefs. They look really…odd.

Ricardo is a dumb cunt.
Stop spamming you little beana immigrant.

I totally threw up in my own mouth watching this freak. LMAO

only in stupid fucking L.A

Armani’s new celebrity-driven underwear ad campaign is worth a look…

http://rumorrat.com/2010/01/13/cristianohmygod/

Fuck off “rumoratt”

Your site is shit. And so are you, spamface.

i think when i pic is up for more than 5 days you need to run “classic” shots. this pic is old and so is coming to the website….

Damn thats a nice buldge! Id try bump into his buldge with my ass if I was there and try to get that thing to grow, and then try to rub my hand across it as I walked by! thats sexy!

2 weeks of this ugly photo? c’mon AB, go outside and get some new pics.

No @LongFatCock22, that’s not “sexy” that’s SEXUAL ASSUALT. Man you fags are desperate.

Either a gay guy… Feminine guy or transvestite.

Totally posed tho/:

Regardless… it’s fucking disgusting. LMAO

You men seriously need to stop making fun of gay guys and calling them faggots. Listen if you’re coming to a website named awkward boners and you consider yourself straight then you’re kinda gay sorry. Gay people are free, free of judgement and should be free of ridicule. They’re people just like everyone else and shouldbe treated as such

“You men seriously need to stop making fun of gay guys and calling them faggots. Listen if you’re coming to a website named awkward boners and you consider yourself straight then you’re kinda gay sorry. Gay people are free, free of judgement and should be free of ridicule. They’re people just like everyone else and shouldbe treated as such”

+1, I’m gay. It always pisses me off when people on here call people faggots. Althought longfatcock22 is fucking disgusting.

change the f”ing pic!

… I’m starting to feel aggravated whenever I see this picture is still here as the most recent. Post a new boner already!

Rater is right.. If in a week I come back and this is stiiiiiill the most recent, I might just have to find a new site

3 weeks with the same pic? this site is DEAD. buh bye.

I used to love this site, but evidently UPDATING isn’t as important as it used to be.

Im a woman jimminy cricket.
Not everyone who likes cock is Faggot.

WTF! I always wear tights and sandals to the coffee shop!

If y’all can’t tell a man from a woman then something is wrong with ya.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUmmm i saw this guy in person………he stands around in the middle of Starbucks and pretends to read newspapers and look at things with junk just hanging out…he is F’n sick!

I don’t know what’s nastest the sad pinga bump, powder blue yoga sweats or cornholio tevas! This guy needs to be publicly shamed…or be an ad for abstenence.

I am grossed out he’s in Starbucks. “I’ll have a Redeye please and could some one clean up the blueberry muffin that man spilled on his lap?it’s going to cause retinal damage.”

What a fag! He is dressed like a woman!

That’s not even a boner it’s just a huge soft cock

But look at the manly hands!!!! Gotta be a femme male!

Watching this pic still makes me LOL … Fucking gross! xD