Holy Boner December 29, 2009
Getting a boner in the house of God is quite unfortunate. Something has summoned a rise in this man’s pants, but whether it’s the woman next to him or the Holy Spirit is for you to decide. Credit: M. |









Holy hard-on!
Also… Check out the baseball bat on one professional player at:
http://rumorrat.com/category/grady-sizemore/
The nigger ruins the shot. Fuck they are ugly.
This guy looks so happy! Guess I’d look delighted too if I were that handsome and could summon wood like that! Praise the Lord and Hallelujah! Can I get an “amen”?!
What you botches need to realize is, that when a guy has a boner, he wouldnt be sitting back casually like this.
It’s a fucking zipper fold/bulge.
Not – A – Boner.
Generic troll racist comment in hope of instilling more flame wars as I have no life or friends.
Polly want a Cracker?
IT IS A BONER
boner or not i’d work on it!
IS THIS SITE CALLED “ASSHOLE RACIST” OR “AWKARD BONERS” IM CONFUSED?!
I don’t know what is it about church, I always get a hard on too
Not a boner you dick deprived fags.
God damn your heads just makes shit up to please yourself. So sad.
@ w.whirl
It’s called both. ^_^
I still hate niggers. As long as this site continues to post niggers in these pictures, I will continue share my thoughts, and not one of you cunts can stop me!
It’s a boner, bet it’s that hot half naked Jesus doing it to him.
can that stupid rumor rat shut up. And it is a boner. But unfortunately he always has one. I know him, he work with him. And you should see it when he walks… kind of impressing.
I work with him*
Kind of impressive.
The black woman is hot. Really hot.
The black chick is hot and thank you for correcting your self ricardo. That shit makes me crazy.
Not a boner, you fags see a bump and your filthy sinning minds go into overdrive.
NOT
A
BONER.
Oh yeah.. Like I …. like work with him … like too…
Fucking losers.
I actually don’t understand how you can frequent a site all about men’s erections and still call other people fags
@Anonymous Becuase I have fucking VAGINA you stupid asshole.
Angry VAGINA, sadly EMPTY. Work on your anger issues. Just not here. Boners is a happy place.
It’s ok, god makes me horny too
Boning in church is always unacceptable. Go bone somewhere else. If you have a boner in church, just get up and walk out. Nobody’s gonna fault you for that. I’m not even religious, and haven’t been to church in decades, but still. Respect!
This would get me to church more often
looks fake to me. he doesnt seem to belong to the pic at all.
looks fake to me. he doesnt seem to belong to the pic at all.
In response to someone’s earlier comment about how if you go to this site you are gay: I come here occasionally out of boredom to laugh at erections. But I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
I also used to get erections in church when I was going through puberty. All the time. I was at church the other day and thinking about it. Thank goodness that doesn’t happen now.
I’m kind of on the fence about this guy. I don’t think it’s a legit boner. It’s just a ‘zipper boner’.
man, it really saddens me that people are so racist. actually, i dont even believe that dude is racist, just starved for attention most likely but still…didn’t expect the klan to frequent websites about boners! didnt know they had the internets in the backwoods.
it’s not a boner and i HATE WEARING KHAKIS AND SUITED PANTS! they always give off a bulge that’s not even an erection.
The woman looks like Aisha Tyler. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0878768/
The poor ITS NOT A BONER lady is obviously VERY angry that guys get more boners than she does ! We can’t help you’re dog ugly lady !!
If khaki pants ALWAYS create that look , I’m rushing out to buy TEN PAIRS …
Lastly , God created the BONER , and blessed is he who raises for the Lord. “man
will create from his loins and multiply in numbers “
…. Or a an ugly swollen ape/goldfish
I think I am in love with Chainsaw. Macho,yet intelligent.
is that a church in monterrey mexico?
fffffffffff
res-erection.
Good boner but bad shine in the background fucking coon
GOD WAT IS RONG WITH U PEEpLE LooKING At GODDAM fRIKKiN BONERs UR ALL DESPrATe SHItFUCKs WHO CAN GO tO HELL
what makes this especially funny is the woman looks like she’s reacting to his wood, lol
Wow. He sure does love Jesus.
He’s been possessed by lust. One of the seven deadly sins.
That is a boner when u wear those trousers it looks flat but when u have a boner it looks like that
how this dude in church nd have dat