Getting a boner in the house of God is quite unfortunate. Something has summoned a rise in this man’s pants, but whether it’s the woman next to him or the Holy Spirit is for you to decide.

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He’s not wearing a crown, but we can tell this guy’s the king of boners. With that look of confidence and a royal purple cloak, he has full control over his domain.

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There is only one bus on which it is socially acceptable to have a boner. That is the bang bus. Clearly this man chose the wrong bus.

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