The chicken they served was deboned; unfortunately the guests weren’t.

You know what they say about guys with big watches…

Credit: Paolo

As we’ve seen time and time again, people just can’t seem to get the belt tuck right. It’s not enough just to shift your penis upward, you gotta get it under that leather band of support. To be fair, though, this man’s hand is in his pocket, so maybe he was caught in mid-adjustment.

Credit: Kevin

Today’s photo made it onto Marvel.com, but they probably should have had Spider-Man stand in the back row. I don’t even want to know what kind of web comes shooting out of his Spider-Bone.

Credit: Douglas