Friends with Bonefits October 5, 2009
In today’s boner post we revisit some of the classic boner photos that we’ve featured in the past. We’ve enlisted the team at Comedy Central to help us pick the best ones, as approved by the new show Secret Girlfriend. Secret Girlfriend proudly presents, Friends with Bonefits, a collection of our favorite pictures dick-tating this topic. The series premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday October 7 at 10:30/9:30c, after an all-new South Park. Watch a sneak peek here! |





















Last one is still the best. But the guy who can’t move with the two girls wrapped around his head is pretty damned awkward.
not all that, unlike the party drunk..
coz he’s hot n stuff…
besides those legs are tiny!
I don’t really get it, but ok.
I don’t know why so many people come here to leave comments like that. If you don’t like it, don’t keep coming back and commenting. Start your own website if you think you could do better. Or go out and find a real boner if you want to see a real boner. This is just a funny little website made for some laughs, get over yourselves.
oh you know how bitchy fags can be.
can we leave the nasty epithets out of it, please? thanks.
“Staircase Stiffy is the best. Cute butt profile too.
I don’t understand?
So is this real or posed? And if it’s real how do you get the picture? And how do u manage to find so many smokin babes? Where I live they’re the minority! Must be college campuses?
If I was looking up Jessica Alba’s skirt AND getting some underboob action….it would be strange not to have a stiffy.
Are people retarded? It’s pictures of guys with boners in awkward situations. How can people not get it?
Oh and the way that people get the pictures IS WITH A FRIGGIN CAMERA!!!
Seriously, how do you people manage not to eat your keyboard?
nom nom keyboard…lol
HA!
The keyboard comment is by far the best comment I read today, followed closely by the nom nom keyboard comment.
Thanks … I needed that.
I still the the last one of the college kid in the blue swim shorts is the best. He’s not even trying to hide it … LOL
That’s why you wear a jock when you go swimming, to prevent that stuff from happening.
FAKE … !!! De La Conneries !
i wanna be that girl given the guy with the 2 girls on his head a bj
that thing looks yummy <3
the guy with the two girls wrapped around his head is priceless… what the hell are they doing anyway??
I wanna suck on several boners
“can we leave the nasty epithets out of it, please? thanks.”
What a fag! No, I don’t think we can.
You’re a fag, your mom’s a fag, everyone you know is a FAG
yea i love me some good ol fashioned cock
Not that I get ‘em as easy as these hard up bastards (pun intended) These guys need to learn the stiffy in the waistband trick. Untuck your shirt and adjust it up where your waistband keeps it in the truenorth position. Then ask a girl to kiss your bellybutton~!!!!!!!!! I got a no strings attached BJ this way once!
Of course someone named “Les” wouldn’t get it… dyke.
regarding epithets:
It’s not a bout him being a sensitive pussy that can’t handle name calling… it’s about the association thing. If I use the word “fag” as an insult, I’m inherently associating behaviors I don’t approve of with homosexuals, and they all have a right to be offended.
On the otherhand if I called him a dickshitting asswhore, then all the asswhores out there would have a right to get offended… but ya know what?… Fuck the dickshitters that’s what I say.
Most of those guys must have taken those pics on purpose.
Maybe one or two of them don’t know like the guy sitting down by the pool but,
eh.
Photoshopped
Those are some sexy ass girls there
I want one deep inside me
NOMNOMNOM@THE LAST ONE.
this shows the sites got nothin betta to offa…..
man you all started to rail on the kid about “if fyou don’t like then start up your own fucking website wah wah wah we’re hard up little assholes who think we’re big shits because we have internet connections” but none of you noticed that Les didn’t say he didn’t LIKE it, he said he didn’t GET it.
Reading comprehension, you limpwristed sons of toothless cunts. Get you some, because you’re clearly not getting any pussy.
This makes me wanna go out in public with my huge boner for poeple to take pics of me and put me on this website so bad! I drive around town jacking off and then walk into public places with my huge buldge all the time, I love it when poeple stare!
Seeing boners a lot is so great!
Roflmao
cant really blame the guy. look where hes standing.
haha the funniest thing about this pic is just how pissed off he looks. xD
You can’t blame the guy with the two babes smooshed around his head
yeah i mean really these arent akward the guy is standing with 2 hotties he SHOULD GET ONE
The second one is priceless! She was asking for it!
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Last guy is Jewish
lol’ing at the pencil dick fourth from the bottom. I mean maybe its the fabric or the angel or something but damn! you could hurt some1 with that thing!
the girls are ugly.