It’s a potato! lol …The guy in the back with the striped speedo has a nice booty though.

This is REALLY weird. The first instance is just huge balls, but this guy has like… super perky balls or something… It’s like a ball push up bra.

thats not an awkward boner, thats just a big dick.

put on a cockring and slip your junk into a tiny speedo and you get the beachball effect

slip on a cockring, then stuff your junk into a small little tight speedo and there you go instant beachball effect.

A lot of guys have curves on their erections. His could curve down so snake down by his balls and bulge everything out & up.

Ever heard the joke with the punchline, “the potato goes in the front?”

Clearly, this guy has, and took the information to heart. Penises simply aren’t shaped that way.

What super gay beach was this taken at and why don’t I know about it?

Soft cup-lined Speedo…no real mystery here

What a nice, big, fat cock!! Yummy!

It simple really…his cock is pointing down while getting an erection…the tight material prevents it from srpinging up and gives the speedo this shape…thats all…

U guys are all clueless. He’s obviously a stuffer…. No cockring, speedo, or large teste can be blamed for that, only a handkerchief or or napkin.

“‘R. Is the only person who clearly has a clue.’” Men who are well endowed,tend to tuck their penis downward,which causes the spherical bulge upon erection.Otherwise this guy would be lying there with a boner sticking straight up,proably peeking out of the top of his speedo. Duh……it’s not rocket science!

w.whirl is correct. The guy tucks it, and he has a semi-erection, which causes the curve. It’s not exactly rocket science. If he had an actual erection – the curve would be gone and the erection would be obvious. There are big differences between an erection, a semi and a box/basket. This seems to cause a lot of confusion on this site!!!

Seriously? This guy has a nice thick cock and a semi erection. To all of you who keep suggesting he’s got perky balls or a cup lined speedo, or a potato for christ’s sake, do you even have penises? Do you know what they look like and what they do? Or are you straight and terrified to admit you know about penises?

Thank you to w.whirl and lhntx for setting the record straight. Whoever is responsible for this sight really should know by know how cocks work.

btw, this guy is HOTT

Come on people he is wearing a cock ring.

OMG.. i would suck that!!!!!!!! <3 yummy

mmmmmmmm have you not noticed the guy behind him it looks likes hes holding down his erection lol

It’s clearly a gay beach given the high level of bikinis and the lack of women).

anyway, there are underwear and bathing suits aimed at gay men where their junk goes through a ring (effectively a cockring). this is meant to push everything forward thereby making his package look more pronounced/bigger than it actually even is (much like a push up bra puts the cupcakes in the window). see here for an example…http://www.prevailsport.com/powerlifter.html

this is called nice package… not “awkward boner”… i just wish we could see the boner… unfortunately he would probably need a blood transfusion!

As someone who has been to tons of gay resorts, this looks like the old cock-ring trick. A cock-ring thrusts your junk up and forward and makes the mousiest guy look like he’s got more than he does. Very common.

hot

Hello, look around, it’s a gay beach. Most of the guys there are probably showing off their junk just like him!

He is not wearing a cock ring. Shut the fuck up. It’s not even that big. His dick is just sloped down over his balls. Get over yourselves. All you cockring theorists are just jealous.

Nice boy……

stuffing speedo so as to appear well endowed

he has a chode

Lol why does he have a tennis ball down his pants?

could be a pumper, my pumper friend always has a kinda smushy ball shaped bulge… not the most attractive

he just appears to have either a big cock or his undies are to small. but from the looks of it he has a really thick cock.

Im Southern Decadence Prince of Perversion VI (yes 2008) I have in my years workin in the industry learned what is real and what is.

Chances are hes either is

A. Wearing a cockring
B. just has natuarlly big balls
C. Soft Cup Speedo’s (yes they have them)
D. All of the above

Speedo stuffer. Some people thing he has a LARGE manhood, when in reality he has SMALL manhood.

his dick must be hard at the time and his dick curves downward.

This hes penis is just pushed down in that curve. there is no way he boner is actually that shape. he is really hot though. And obviously he has nice junk.

Why are people on this site so convinced that the average man walks around in public with a cock ring on?

That’s his leg…

Its the bush!!!!

So I’m speaking from a place of perspective. His penis could be shaped in a way that actually curves down when erect (Like a parabola) Example? Mine.

This is my favorite pic ever! Ive gone to gay beaches before like this, it feels great! You just need a sexy tight pair of speedos and a big cock! As ur putting on the speedo u jack off for a min and then tuck ur swollen cock downward over ur balls! This way, while on the beach u can get as hard as u want and the beachball effect gets bigger but ur fat swollen boner stays close to ur body, less noticable and very sexy looking! Oh and again, feels GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

lol. soft cup speedo.

Hemipenis.

sock.

it’s just tucked downnnnnnnn… some guys do that. my ex put his between his legs before he went to sleep at night. now that is a mystery

There is a technique within BDSM where you bind the cock and/or balls, which supposedly makse everything look something like that. However I can’t really say if it’s true, because I don’t have a cock myself and Googling for it increased my anxiety problems ;P

There are bulge-enhancing swimwear that will push the bulge up and out like that. He could be a show-er and entirely soft in that picture.

There’s Kleenex stuffed in them shorts.

It’s a pair of socks, or a potatoe.

its his kneee

i love it!!!

I think it’s those special speedos that work just like a push up for bras… Don’t remember how they’re called :s

Man I would suck tht dick all day long

ok, everyone…it’s called a tube-sock