AB reader Patrick noticed something suspicious-looking flash by while watching the trailer for Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”. To get a better look, he went back and stepped through the video frame-by-frame, and here’s what he found. Is it a boner? We’ll let you be the judge.

Somewhere nearby I can hear the footsteps of the Kardashian girls…

Credit: John

“During the big freshman bash at my University I was volunteering at, a band played while they all ate dinner. Afterward the bass player sat one the grass for a full five minutes, staring at his lap in intense concentration. Then he laid down, and we saw the fruits of his labor. He must have willed it to life in the midst of the desperate freshman girls.”

Photo & caption cred: Molly

This photo was taken at the Million ‘Mo March in Washington, D.C. a couple of weeks back. We’re told the man on the right is Christian activist Randall Terry, who was popping his wood while shouting gay slurs at an elderly gay man. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic.

Credit: I hate JarJar

Although adult videos are generally meant to bring about boners, most people usually don’t get them until they pop the videos in their DVD players. For some people, however, the cover is more than enough.

To view the entire photoset, check out QueerClick (warning: contains some very NSFW ads).

You may have heard of This is Photobomb, which features photos where some random person’s face has managed to steal the spotlight. Well, this photo is kind of like that, except instead of a face it’s some old guy’s genitals.

Many of the boners on this site cannot be explained, but the weirdest phenomenon may be that of the “beach ball”. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a spherical boner, and it probably won’t be the last. If any of you boner detectives have any theories, please share in the comments.

In today’s boner post we revisit some of the classic boner photos that we’ve featured in the past. We’ve enlisted the team at Comedy Central to help us pick the best ones, as approved by the new show Secret Girlfriend.

Secret Girlfriend proudly presents, Friends with Bonefits, a collection of our favorite pictures dick-tating this topic.

The series premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday October 7 at 10:30/9:30c, after an all-new South Park. Watch a sneak peek here!

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