In the olden days, boners were often used to scare away girls.

Credit: Stephanie

This guy’s clearly looking forward to getting in on the action.

Credit: Salyto

Page 214 of the Army Field Operations Handbook clearly states that no one is to take pictures of the barracks interior, even IF a fellow Private is popping a pretty serious boner.  This is both awkward and in clear breech of rule 113b.