Beach House Boner September 29, 2009

25 Comments
aN00bis September 29th, 2009

I feel like this is just a bulge.

Bob September 30th, 2009

The girl in this photo looks like an idiot.

Anonymous September 30th, 2009

Agreed Mr. Bob.

Anonymous October 1st, 2009

Thats why you should never sleep with other people in the house when your in Highschool or college, unless your into that.

Doctor October 1st, 2009

Not a boner, I wish people would stop submitting these kinds of pictures.

Anonymous October 4th, 2009

Well, mr doctor, you seem to be a downer in all of this. Just enjoy watching erections without being critical.

Chris October 4th, 2009

This isn’t a real boner… But I like the pic! Either it’s a fold in his jeans, because that’s what my Jeans look like, or it’s a practical joke. But I give a *thumbs up* for realisticness…!!!

Anonymous October 6th, 2009

Why are they wearing the Irish soccr jersy lol?!

Maxx October 9th, 2009

Girl in the picture looks cute >.>

hooker girl October 12th, 2009

I would hump him

Body Functions 101 October 12th, 2009

You know people, when a guy is asleep and enters the REM stage , we ALWAYS HAVE AN ERECTION. It’s called Nocturnal Penile Tumescence (NPT) and it’s completely normal. That’s also why you can wake up with a morning wood. You kids should learn about your body in other ways than watching porn, so look up the link below.

Actually, if you DON’T get a hard on when you’re asleep, then you probably have erection problems. That’s how doctors know that your impotence is due to a physiological problem rather than a psychological one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_Penile_Tumescence

P.S. Also, when a guy’s drunk, he also gets horny.

antek October 17th, 2009

i know that girl!!!!
she got fisted out in the woods!

muepsilongamma November 24th, 2009

oh my god that girl’s hair is fucking HORRENDOUS

Anonymous December 4th, 2009

How the fuck is that not a god damn boner? GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ANOOBIS! I wish I could slaughter your kind like animals.

Ck December 21st, 2009

Holy bonerizer! The girl wishes she could tap the boner…. But she is far too fucking ugly!!!

X January 26th, 2010

This definitely looks like my shitty ex boyfriend. He even owns the same stupid jersey. I showed him the picture and even he thought the resemblance was scary. Boner or not, this picture made my day.

FUCK YOU X January 31st, 2010

ITS NOT A STUPID JERSEY!

Johnny Rainbow February 5th, 2010

I beg to differ there! That is an Irish Soccer Jersey!

Terrance March 15th, 2010

wtf are these people talking about? thats obviously a fucking boner sticking up its probably just little which is why is doesnt really look like one. He is wearing an irish jersey…everything points to it being a small dick

Anonymous March 15th, 2010

i would definitley bang the girl in this pic.

Pan The Man March 15th, 2010

Yo that girl is smokin hot, anyone who disagrees must have a problem getting a boner.

LOL March 26th, 2010

Every guy gets a boner when he sleeps…Nothing out of the ordinary…

lol April 8th, 2010

wow how gay

Karen April 27th, 2010

Oh hey maybe he’s prone to boners in his sleep because ALL GUYS GET THEM?

Hmm, just a thought.
She’s apparently never spent the night with a guy?

Mike August 29th, 2010

Sorry physical outer beauty doesn’t stand a chance against inner
beauty remember the movie with gweneth Paltrow shallow Hal
Jack black beautiful movie I was listening to the radio the other day
when they see a pretty girl be mean they actual see her as ugly
she must suffer from low self esteem

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