Looks like he’s got a puppy between his legs…

That ain’t no boner…

lol that suit is more awkward than the boner…

WTF is that? Looks like one of those aluminum swans that they make out of your leftovers.

Not a boner unless he’s the Elephant Man (John Derrick, not pornrn star name) – Ii think that is a stuffed animal dog toy squeezed between his legs – or a helluva a failed tampon.

I think the hardness of his boner combined with the tightness of his speedo pulled his balls up. Ew.

It’s even more awkward if that isn’t a boner.

Aaaawwwwwkkkkwwwaaarrrrddddd!!!!!!

I’m pretty sure thats a guinea pig on his crotch. Hehe.

Eewww

is it a hood ornament off an old hudson?

im pritty sure its a rock behind him but its definitly not a boner you can see the line of the swim suit and its not with th whatever it is thats behind him

its a boner, you ca see the darker shade where his balls and globe are!

I don’t think that’s a boner, I think maybe he forgot to wear his truss to the beach.

looks like a poop of a boner.. ..old poopy soft boner

Can some one say fake

thats where i live! ive been to that beach ahahhaha