Getting a hard-on at a lifeguard competition is rather unfortunate. We’re not exactly sure what he’s doing with his arms – maybe trying to divert the crowd’s attention away from his obvious boner?

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Earlier we saw a photo of a man dressed up as a Power Ranger, and we thought it was pretty awkward. Turns out it’s not awkward at all; in fact, he was just trying to copy the yellow ranger in the above photo.

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Sometimes even dads get awkward boners. But can you blame him? With all those trees around, it’s hard not to get some wood yourself. We’ll just assume he’s dreaming about mom.

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This photo proves once again that Awkward Boners in Speedos are not a new phenomenon, but one that has been with us for some time.  Did this vintage speedo boner also perform as a rudder?

There are two men in this photo with rubber duckies displayed too prominently.  The difference is – only one is safe for children.

Submitted with this note: “day at the pool. this man is having a wonderful dream. the thing that’s weird is that he walked around for a while, took another nap and it happened again. pool exhibitionist? (note**ducky in background)”

This photo was taken from a Japanese gameshow, title unknown.  Boner Or Death seems suitable, however.  If anyone can name the show, please add in comments.

In our continuing coverage of beach boners this summer, this old man decided to let his mind wander while lying on the beach.  Awkward Boner ensued…

This pirate is about to go rape and pillage, and he doesn’t have to tell us how excited he is.  I wouldn’t want to be facing off against him, because he’s got two swords.