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Boners for Jesus August 22, 2009

39 Comments
Ken August 22nd, 2009

They may have god on their side, but I think he’d make me scream for jesus!

Bonerboy August 22nd, 2009

Can I get an “Amen”?

TB August 22nd, 2009

I’d kneel and pray in front of him…

Jo Kristian August 22nd, 2009

A cute guy – no wonder that God wants him to show off all he’s got.

Jerrett August 22nd, 2009

Jesus Christ…

Rcoky13 August 22nd, 2009

I need a little Jesus in me right now. Preferably all of it…I mean him..I mean…damn.

Hunk Golden August 22nd, 2009

All of the preceding jokes tanked.

Zipper August 22nd, 2009

he appears to have a third ball

Bill August 22nd, 2009

I think it is photo shopped. sorry, to spoil it for all of you. The third ball is really his dick, the boner is a result of photoshop.

Jacques August 22nd, 2009

… and its not Eastern Europe, its South Africa

eli* August 22nd, 2009

What a bigger God hahaha

bobbyj August 22nd, 2009

This is why they make so much porn in Eastern Europe. :) )

Ragweed August 23rd, 2009

That’s Afrikaans, as in from South Africa, not Europe.

Oh Vamma August 23rd, 2009

mmm yummy…
I’d love to wrestle with him and to rub our bonners toguether.

chrisclaiborne August 23rd, 2009

WOW

ZAboi August 23rd, 2009

Eastern Europe indeed. lol.

Lemur August 23rd, 2009

No definetely afrikaans! Meaning south africa.

Someone need a photoshop training August 23rd, 2009

You can totally tell that this is photoshoped,
You can see the circular end of a normal non hard uncut pinus pointing upwards,
and then, the boner is fake and it is a bad fake. It is disconnected from the base of the pinus, it’s too flat, not rounded enough.
You can tell for his face that he isn’t hard, can’t you?

Anonymous August 24th, 2009

HAHAHA. Figures it’s South African and for Jesus. I once knew a South African lad who loved Jesus so much….who secretly would love to have jumped on this guys Jesus. Move over Lady Ga-Ga and your Disco Stick….this boy’s bringing in the Jesus Stick.

seldon August 24th, 2009

lmfao
Jesus Stick
win

Suzie Q August 24th, 2009

“someone needs a Photoshop training” – someone else needs to learn how to spell penis.

Don V August 24th, 2009

Sadly, yes, photoshopped – but no cause to get mean about it

Still, if it were real, how could this only be voted 74% Awkward? If that were a real boner at a real even that would exceed 90% IMO

Andreas DeRegerado August 26th, 2009

I just want to suck it.

lils August 26th, 2009

What Wood Jesus Do?

Ben August 26th, 2009

you should have a policy only posting the “real” thing!

Someone needs a photoshop training August 26th, 2009

I’d certainly do, if I gave a shit for the english language.

ohboy September 28th, 2009

he’s hott

tony November 13th, 2009

it should of stick out would of been a better veiw

Sameer November 17th, 2009

That’s not Eastern Europe. That’s Afrikaans on his shirt, so he must be in South Africa.

YESSS November 24th, 2009

I’d let that slam into me ;)

paul December 21st, 2009

I’ve seen this photo without the photoshop treatment. It’s a fake.

edward December 23rd, 2009

actually it is real when i used to take classes the uniform was like that one and if you had forgotted your cup you go all naked but that and “that” used to happen

lucy February 26th, 2010

who’s this boy??

don March 23rd, 2010

I would like to do a bit of laying on of the hands with that one, what a cute face and body, dont realy care if photo shopped or not he would be cute in any scene.

aehaksen March 25th, 2010

H.O.T.

a1_blowjob April 16th, 2010

even jesus has good taste mmmmmmmmmm i sure would lke a stoei with that

David May 11th, 2010

awkward but nice

tony May 22nd, 2010

GOD I WEAR SPANDEX AND MY STICK OUT NOT TO THE SIDE

Zeno Lorea April 17th, 2012

And in what part of Eastern Europe do they speak Afrikaans? This is obviously from South Africa.

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