Belt Tuck Fail #2 August 1, 2009
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This is yet another example of how not to implement the belt tuck. Problem #1: No belt. Belt tucks work best when you use a belt to keep your pants up, rather than let them slip down below your boner. Problem #2: Lifting your shirt. Your shirt is part of the boner disguise, and no matter what a girl might tell you, it’s not in your best interests to reveal your stomach if there’s going to be a surprise coming out of the top of your pants. | ||
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I think it was probably step one of getting that into her hand, or other parts of her
she seems not to be very apprecitive of the “attention”?!
She seems less than impressed.
just looks like she’s drunk to me…
i think that this could play a dual role on hotchickswithdouchebags.com, since he’s clearly trying to show off his abs (abercrab) while SIMULTANEOUSLY revealing the bonertuckFAIL.
she just looks really gone to me
they’re probably at a club. but wherever they are, the woman is clearly drunk, probably having a hard time standing.
her hand is even touching his boner but she seems completely oblivious.
Wow… A woman that ugly/drunk gave him a BONER…. I don’t understand!
She’s drunk, and I think he might be too. Hence the belt tuck fail. Step 1 of how to have drunk sex: show her your boner.
im more worried about what the person at the bottom right seems to be doing with their hands
its small
he’s got a little one!! Poor thing
On close inspection… it could be shopped…
She looks like either she wants it or she is going to throw up
understandable, that brunettes pretty fiiiine, id do her in an instant, fuck her in the ass too, shes a keeper for sure
Obviously a boner, And obviously a girl that’s been there a hundred times or more. Doesn’t faze her a bit. But kudoz to the guy for trying I guess.
feel it girl! you know you want his junk!
fake. notice how the texture of the material suddenly changes, as though the left 1/3 of the underwear was made out of thick billowy fleece, and the right 2/3 made out of thin, wrinkly cotton. A classic photoshop artifact, helped along by the fact that none of these photos are really of high resolution and are compressed JPGs.
This whole website is so unconvincing. What we need is a photoshop ‘explainer’ website that presents both the before and after to show how easy it is to add bulges to photos. I’d like to see this with famous people, actually. Any takers?
i’d do dat gurll any dayy.haha.she’s high.yummm
you see the smirk on this guy’s face? you know he’s thinking “come on, just a little further, a little more, almost there…”