Beach Chair Chubby August 25, 2009
We have mixed feelings about the beach chair. While they’re much more comfortable than lying on a towel, you don’t have the option of rolling onto your stomach to hide awkward boners. |









Not a boner. My bathing suit does the same thing when I pull it up a bit. This site is getting desperate!!!
does it really matter? i mean really. Fabric boners can be just as awkward as a real one. its not a porn site maybe thats what people are having a hard time understanding. no pun intended.
the guys next to him hello!!!
YEA! Why can’t the guys next to him have boners?!!!!!!!
Eh… I wear a speedo I love it. When I get homers it puts it off to the side. I love tight things on my body like my athletic wear skin tight shirts. I wear speedos and man thongs all the time and my boyfriend always wears a jockstrap and a nice Italian taylored suit. Ohhh I just love his cock too mmm sounds tast dosnt it.
You’re a weird, weird man, Andreas.
Anyway, the guy in the background has NICE legs.
I don’t think this is a case of fabric bunching up like others have hypothesized. Usually the bunching of fabric occurs when one’s legs form a right angle to the torso. In this case, the man seems almost fully reclined, and in this position fabric is far less likely to bunch at the crotch. I do believe we have a full fledged awkward boner on our hands.
come on.. in what universe is this a boner? the physics don’t even make sense unless the dude has a micropenis. i love this site but you’ve gotta start administering some quality control.. otherwise, call the site “awkward pant-wrinkles” or “pleats that could be interpreted as boners from a certain angle if you squint”.
Andreas ur so frickin weird get a life and learn to speak english