Welcome to the Jungle July 14, 2009
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“I was on a sweet cruise with my buddies all week, wearing nothing but this sausage-hugging thong. Check out that bitch’s eyes starting at my vein log. You know she wanted it.” Credit: Chris |
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“I was on a sweet cruise with my buddies all week, wearing nothing but this sausage-hugging thong. Check out that bitch’s eyes starting at my vein log. You know she wanted it.” Credit: Chris |
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AWESOME! love the face expression! and the boner of course
She might not want it, but I wouldn’t mind some of that. Hot body and love the stache
I think that bone (if it is a bone) is for the guy hunched over in front of him.
Is that a tattoo of Florida? Everything about him was entertaining up until the tattoo.
Love the pornstache
SOO gay it’s painful…
I actually don’t think he is gay…he’s pretty hot, though. Florida tattoo and all. Look at those arms! I can’t even make my way down to the boner.
This would come outta Florida…
These are exactly the kinds of straight boys I love though– they’re built, funny, and don’t mind showing off their bodies. Wish I had been on that cruise too! =P
to quote my German niece…It’s so kliene.
You don’t think he’s Gay? Are you serious? Of course he is
Back in the seventies, my best friends dad always wore a hat that said “Mustahce Rides $0.25.” I’d like a mustche ride from him!!!
The posters above has a point. The leopard print is a bit over the top, kinda how a drunk straight guy would act. One of my best friends is straight as an arrow, and if drunk would do something like this in a heartbeat.
damn, i wanna see more of the guy in the black thong. he’s hot too!
So tiny, and bragging about it. Hysterical.
Now that I look at the picture again (or, for the hundredth time) I just realized the guy with the ‘stach is oddly proportioned. He had a great torso and arms, but his ass and boner are sooooo tiny! Its a shame.
He has the body of a 25 year old, but the ass and legs of a 12 yr old.
Dude…. you are SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO gay
although i LOVE this, it’s not a boner. just one of those specially made thongs that lift and push out your junk. it’s like a bra for your bone. i’ve seen them in catalogs. always hilarious. i love ‘em.
Why is no one saying anything about the bro in front of him wearing a thong?! Nothing about this picture makes sense. From the chick checking out his bone, to the banana hammock, to the facial expression, to the OTHER guy in a thong, but still tough enough to wear bro shorts.
what’s he standing in line for? he has a beer.
Bri, I’m pretty sure he’s aware he’s gay. He’s obviously okay with it.
Hah, what 12 year olds have you been around that have legs like that?
he’s in the BDC (baby dick club)
Hope kangariveroo is right. If that’s really a boner, he’s lucky it’s not very big — I don’t think that tiny thong would allow for much “expansion”.
Devlin, He is waiting for his BF to get his order.
Seriously, who says “vein log”
@ travis,
Straight guys, duh.
She is wondering how it could be hard but yet so small
the guy isn’t hard, people…
he’s not gay. i know and see him almost every week. and hes just as hot with clothes on.
The guy with the boner is extremely hot.
I want him to play for our GAY team.
The shaved chest hair shows that he’s at least “bi-curious”
that dick is super tiny.
He’s way too hot to be straight although leopard is kinda out so who knows? Either way, he’s so cool and hot to be showing off his hot bod in public. He could me my future husband. So fucking sexy!
Fail dick is fail.
Hello UF Grog boyyyyyyssssss
lol. that’s fer the man in the thong. lol. xDDDDDDDDDDDD
This guy has it all wrong. Just because a girl is looking at your cock does not mean she wants it. She’s looking at your cock in the same way she’d look at a fat naked streaker. It’s hard not to look at something so out of place that breaks our rules of decency. It’s hard not to laugh at it. So if she looks at your cock and smiles, she’s not interested in it. She’s just curious at or amused by your disrespect for our culture’s rules of propriety.
LMAO maria is on the money! this guy is from Grog!
Hey that was our cruise!!! We have a pic with him too- phenomenal time FLORIDA STATE
FLORIDA STATE FLORIDA STATE!!! miss the cruise!
All of you fricken gay wads are ruining the fun, go to their menu and click about. It states that you should laugh, not decide weather you will do them or not. Jeebus.
All of you fricken gay wads are ruining the fun, go to their menu and click about. It states that you should laugh, not decide weather you will do them or not. Jeebus.
she cant stop lookin cause its tiny
i can have him…
yep. yep.
is the guy in front of him wearing a thong too?
Boy with the FL tat… you should find me on myspace
Representing the greatest state in the USA
I don’t think leopard man is thinking about the lady…. just the guy in a thong in front of him -shudder- thongs are eeevvviiilll
looks Gay, both of the guys,
I wouldnt mind seeing this guys “vien log”
…I would probably pitch my own tent if I was sitting next to him lol.
How sexy is that :3
of course he’d be a faggot from florida.
Shocking
Haha look at the girl looking at it
She doesn’t look all that pleased or impressed. Not that leopard print cares.
i dont know whats more awkward: the boner, or the fact that both of them are wearing man thongs. *shudder* that is disturbing!
Damn, I want that.