Welcome to the Jungle July 14, 2009

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Heather July 14th, 2009

AWESOME! love the face expression! and the boner of course

Justin July 14th, 2009

She might not want it, but I wouldn’t mind some of that. Hot body and love the stache

Steve July 14th, 2009

I think that bone (if it is a bone) is for the guy hunched over in front of him.

Steven July 14th, 2009

Is that a tattoo of Florida? Everything about him was entertaining up until the tattoo.

Travis July 14th, 2009

Love the pornstache

WiL July 14th, 2009

SOO gay it’s painful…

Tarkie July 14th, 2009

I actually don’t think he is gay…he’s pretty hot, though. Florida tattoo and all. Look at those arms! I can’t even make my way down to the boner.

florida_Boner July 14th, 2009

This would come outta Florida…

These are exactly the kinds of straight boys I love though– they’re built, funny, and don’t mind showing off their bodies. Wish I had been on that cruise too! =P

mark July 14th, 2009

to quote my German niece…It’s so kliene.

Dalton July 14th, 2009

You don’t think he’s Gay? Are you serious? Of course he is :)

Dave July 14th, 2009

Back in the seventies, my best friends dad always wore a hat that said “Mustahce Rides $0.25.” I’d like a mustche ride from him!!!

Dave July 14th, 2009

The posters above has a point. The leopard print is a bit over the top, kinda how a drunk straight guy would act. One of my best friends is straight as an arrow, and if drunk would do something like this in a heartbeat.

Anonymous July 15th, 2009

damn, i wanna see more of the guy in the black thong. he’s hot too!

anonymous July 15th, 2009

So tiny, and bragging about it. Hysterical.

Hah July 15th, 2009

Now that I look at the picture again (or, for the hundredth time) I just realized the guy with the ‘stach is oddly proportioned. He had a great torso and arms, but his ass and boner are sooooo tiny! Its a shame.

He has the body of a 25 year old, but the ass and legs of a 12 yr old.

Bri July 15th, 2009

Dude…. you are SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO gay

kangariveroo July 15th, 2009

although i LOVE this, it’s not a boner. just one of those specially made thongs that lift and push out your junk. it’s like a bra for your bone. i’ve seen them in catalogs. always hilarious. i love ‘em.

ChrisG July 15th, 2009

Why is no one saying anything about the bro in front of him wearing a thong?! Nothing about this picture makes sense. From the chick checking out his bone, to the banana hammock, to the facial expression, to the OTHER guy in a thong, but still tough enough to wear bro shorts.

devlin July 15th, 2009

what’s he standing in line for? he has a beer.

Mike July 15th, 2009

Bri, I’m pretty sure he’s aware he’s gay. He’s obviously okay with it.

Anonymous July 15th, 2009

Hah, what 12 year olds have you been around that have legs like that?

Anonymous July 16th, 2009

he’s in the BDC (baby dick club)

Anon July 16th, 2009

Hope kangariveroo is right. If that’s really a boner, he’s lucky it’s not very big — I don’t think that tiny thong would allow for much “expansion”.

Bri July 16th, 2009

Devlin, He is waiting for his BF to get his order.

Travis July 16th, 2009

Seriously, who says “vein log”

florida_Boner July 16th, 2009

@ travis,
Straight guys, duh.

annon July 17th, 2009

She is wondering how it could be hard but yet so small

Bryce July 17th, 2009

the guy isn’t hard, people…

Anonymous July 19th, 2009

he’s not gay. i know and see him almost every week. and hes just as hot with clothes on.

J July 23rd, 2009

The guy with the boner is extremely hot.

egad July 25th, 2009

I want him to play for our GAY team.
The shaved chest hair shows that he’s at least “bi-curious”

anonymous July 29th, 2009

that dick is super tiny.

Mickey July 30th, 2009

He’s way too hot to be straight although leopard is kinda out so who knows? Either way, he’s so cool and hot to be showing off his hot bod in public. He could me my future husband. So fucking sexy!

Hahaboners August 2nd, 2009

Fail dick is fail.

Maria August 15th, 2009

Hello UF Grog boyyyyyyssssss

lolololoool September 5th, 2009

lol. that’s fer the man in the thong. lol. xDDDDDDDDDDDD

oohlookasquirrel September 14th, 2009

This guy has it all wrong. Just because a girl is looking at your cock does not mean she wants it. She’s looking at your cock in the same way she’d look at a fat naked streaker. It’s hard not to look at something so out of place that breaks our rules of decency. It’s hard not to laugh at it. So if she looks at your cock and smiles, she’s not interested in it. She’s just curious at or amused by your disrespect for our culture’s rules of propriety.

Al September 16th, 2009

LMAO maria is on the money! this guy is from Grog!

Samantha September 22nd, 2009

Hey that was our cruise!!! We have a pic with him too- phenomenal time FLORIDA STATE

Lo September 23rd, 2009

FLORIDA STATE FLORIDA STATE!!! miss the cruise!

I have no October 5th, 2009

All of you fricken gay wads are ruining the fun, go to their menu and click about. It states that you should laugh, not decide weather you will do them or not. Jeebus.

I have nothing against gays although. October 5th, 2009

All of you fricken gay wads are ruining the fun, go to their menu and click about. It states that you should laugh, not decide weather you will do them or not. Jeebus.

darden October 20th, 2009

she cant stop lookin cause its tiny

jesushatescrosses. October 23rd, 2009

i can have him…

yep. yep.

wtf! October 26th, 2009

is the guy in front of him wearing a thong too?

Kimsta November 4th, 2009

Boy with the FL tat… you should find me on myspace ;)

Anonymous December 4th, 2009

Representing the greatest state in the USA

Drea December 30th, 2009

I don’t think leopard man is thinking about the lady…. just the guy in a thong in front of him -shudder- thongs are eeevvviiilll

ind January 1st, 2010

looks Gay, both of the guys,

Anonymous January 11th, 2010

I wouldnt mind seeing this guys “vien log”

…I would probably pitch my own tent if I was sitting next to him lol.

randy January 13th, 2010

How sexy is that :3

Anonymous February 28th, 2010

of course he’d be a faggot from florida.

Amega March 28th, 2010

Shocking

Chandler April 5th, 2010

Haha look at the girl looking at it

e-monster April 10th, 2010

She doesn’t look all that pleased or impressed. Not that leopard print cares.

Anonymous April 10th, 2010

i dont know whats more awkward: the boner, or the fact that both of them are wearing man thongs. *shudder* that is disturbing!

Angela June 30th, 2010

Damn, I want that.

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