Where’s Troop Leader Rick? I want to show him my new tent pitching technique.

Photo & caption cred: Tom G. in Sunnyvale, CA

He’s already brought sexy back, so is this his way of bringing awkward back?

Found by Nicole G via PerezHilton.com

“I was on a sweet cruise with my buddies all week, wearing nothing but this sausage-hugging thong. Check out that bitch’s eyes starting at my vein log. You know she wanted it.”

Credit: Chris

Welcome to the… gun show?

Do you wanna meat for a drink?

Found by Mark

Does she want to taste his honey?

Via Flickr

It’s Friday, and you know what that means: it’s beach boner day here at Awkward Boners. Here’s this week’s submission.

Credit: nikromatt

It’s clear who wears the pants in this relationship.