Driftwood on the Beach, Part II July 3, 2009
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Friday is beach boner day here at Awkward Boners, and we’ve got a great one for you this week. Here’s the backstory: “A friend and I were tanning and noticed something growing next to us! We snapped a couple of pictures and moved away. Then he got up and tried to walk it off.” Tip for men: when sun bathing, it’s advisable to cover both your own head and your boner’s head. |




Who wouldn’t have a boner next to that girl…?
He is blinked by his cap… it’s the power of imagination
YESS!!!
thats me. hahaa so happy they put it up!
thank you awkwardboners.com
DANA!!! oh my goodness! i guess you gotta be at the right place at the right time! love u gurl!!
that guy is sooo lucky to be next to you on the beach, no wonder he has a boner i would tap that. mmmm hmmmm mnmmmmmm DANA!
holy crap. dana
DANA omgg!!! hahaha good timinggg
DANAAAAA!!!!! hahahahah thats hilarious
Is that Alki Beach in Seattle?
100% understandable. So hot….
I woulda snapped a few pics myself… lol
buttafaceeeeeeeeeeee
Damn you are the most beautiful girl ever, like the Australian beaches. I would love to meet you and see your pretty face in person!
There’s a boner here? I’m too busy looking at the other b-things…
I don’t know, Arnold, depends on your boner.
Haha! This pic is a pleaser for both sexes…
jesus christ, could that girl be sucking in her stomach any harder?
So ahh…
anymore pics of that day at the beach?
This picture seems to be a test. If you notice the boner before you notice the huge boobs, you like men.
Hehe: it is a pleaser for both sexes, or for people that like both sexes.
JJ: I noticed the girl first but quickly looked to the boner and sexy bod on the guy, and enjoyed it very much. What’s my test result?
i wanna bone that girrrrrlllll
Would you perverts stop staring at me? I like black boners.
… this guy could potentially be attractive. Hmm.
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs
Hahaha, Dana that’s awesome! Hi!
That poor guy, he has a very tiny boner.
Oh, and Dana, my friend Jman down in San Diego would love to meet you,lol. We surf together down here.
Dana, you’re gorgeous. Not creepy, you’re just really pretty. Of course people are going to perv on you on the internet, it’s the internet. All the guys who can’t get a girl like you to even look at them in real life will make snide comments online.
theres nothing snide about those bazungas. nkd pix plz.
dirty beach, beautiful girl
butterface.
she’s craaaaaaaaaaaazily hot I wanna bone her
the poor girl thinks this pics all about her, at least she’s not in the way of the real star ( boner ) lol
hhahahahhah bean this is wonderful. i like all this creeps tryina get up on your tatas..not gonna happen…my bean..