this is one of the nastiest things ive ever seen

WTF is wrong with some people? There is, in fact, a time when “body shame” is wholly appropriate.

NOTE to self: avoid county fairs in OR.

how can you say this is one of the nastiest things you’ve ever seen? dude’s still got some definition on that luscious, aging physique. as for his penis, it’s not like he’s brandishing it like a firearm at a gunfight. props to blue diapers there. if i had a penis, i’d totally get my boner on in public…within reason. within blue mesh diapers, probably.

Here’s an idea. If you don’t like it, don’t stare at it and don’t take a picture. Problem solved!

The Oregon Country Fair is a place where near-nudity and toplessness is welcome, so the mesh diaper isn’t the problem. It’s the boner that is the problem… I figure he must have been *that* excited to be wearing a mesh diaper in public.

How on earth can a County Fair welcome near-nudity? I mean, I have no real issue with this. But if I were a kid and had to walk by this guy with my parents? That is the definition of awkward.

Blue mesh guy actually has a decent body. Black diaper guy is too hairy to go shirtless — and judging from the peek of nip we see, he should be wearing a sports bra. Classy how he has his underwear around his knee.

@Randy – Here’s an idea: If you don’t like people who are amused and a little skeeved by public near-nude boners, don’t go to Awkwardboners.com and complain about it. Wrong space dude. BeautifulBoners.com is probably what you’re looking for. Just saying.

And this is why we stay the hell away from the Oregon Country Fair. It’s like a crappy strip mall of overpriced junk stores, but outside in the dirt, and crawling with ugly naked hippies.

CountRy fair Bob. It’s basically a huge Hippie fest with lots of marijuana, Macrame and pottery.

Well no WONDER! Hippies, marijuana, macrame, and pottery! Who would be surprised by a blue mesh boner after all that?!? We don’t stay youthful all of our lives ANY of us. Live life, enjoy, it’s over all too soon!

I saw this guy at the fair both Saturday and Sunday, he was told by security to cover up ( personal eye witness to that fact), as his mesh was going a little too far,,,,even for the country fair. It sounds like some people have never been to the country fair, or it has been a long time. The country fair is a great time!! But please if you are offended by fun shows, having a good time and some people with their shirts off, do not go to the fair. There are lots of kids at the fair. Although they may be the type that are offended by all the violence on TV (and elsewhere), as opposed to some naked bodies. Who knows? Obviously I must be a ugly, dirty hippie. Cuz, I love the hippie fest!!! Next year, I will have to look more closely for all that macrame, that is being discussed. All these years, I have been missing it.
If you saw lots of naked people, you must have gone to the Ritz (the showers). Makes sense if they were dirty, they would be in the showers. Why were you there? Were you dirty too, or were you there for some other reason?.
BTW, lots of people took this guys picture,,,,,,,although probably not so many photos with an awkward boner. lol!

What I don’t understand is, why is everyone in line going about their business acting as if this is totally normal…

MY EYES
THEY BURN.

That said, this picture is awesome. I think I’m going to print it out and tape it to the back of the bathroom stall door so people can laugh at it.

This guy and the guy in the pic labeled “Candlestick Park” should be friends…looks like they have similar taste in inapropriate underwear/speedos

So proud of my home town. seen much worse there.

Jacquie ,
It is normal at Fair.
common fair tradition is breast painting…
It’s a hippy fair… they like to be naked.

i am wondering who voted understandable???

please tell me if im mistaken but is this the same guy / diaper from candlestick park [[a couple of posts below this]] ?

Hahaha I’ve been there, in fact I went this year.
If you people think that is disturbing, you have no idea. :/

It’s what I get for living in a place that still thinks it’s the 70′s, and being a hippie is the coolest thing ever.

we saw this in person.. glorious. And they weren’t just getting their faces painted. It was a booby painting booth

Is it just me or is the guy in the black diapy an amputee? Where’s his left leg below the knee?

Speaking of left legs, let’s hear it for the girl in the white t-shirt dress. Good looking calf there.

Does the old man like it??!!

Okay even by my country’ s standards for nudity this is gross……

Oh my no!

would not do it with him. noatter how much he payed me. and I never turn down hooker jobs

I concur with Mr. Whoop regarding the girl in the white… ahh so cute

are dose his balls hanging?between his legs.almost about to touch da ground?lmao

what kind of fucking weirdo’s come to a website to look at awkward boners????!

oh wait…

nevermind.

I thought this site was a joke — It isn’t — just the photographers.

REALLY people, have you NOTHING better to do than to embarrass these guys who have — (probably) — no idea they’re being

(sneakily photographed?) Geez, get a life, and quit “focusing” on other people’s…. “awkward bits…”

Either they’ll be mortified beyond words — Or, if they’re exhibitionists, you just fell right into their hands )

Mia, I don’t know who you are but I feel like we’re meant for each other. I wanna have your babies.

P.S. Dan if it doesn’t work out with Mia you’re next on my list.

oh man i saw this guy at the oregon country fair, i was laughing my ass off but my brother was so effing mortified of the guy.

topless women= boners
what can i say?

the girl in white with the boots, behind them.. (L)

I live in Oregon, and I REALLY agree that you should avoid the fairs -.-

I really think that was top 5 on my list of never want to see in your whole life, old guys in diapers, i have no problems with old guys or diapers, but *shudders* at the thought of them combined….

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He seems to know but not be bothered anyway…….totally cool about it

HOLY JESUS. I WAS THERE AND I SAW THIS GUY HAHAHAHAHA

My brother wanted to get a picture with him… but I wasnt having any of it lol

WTF? That’s… quite the outfit to choose for a county fair..

Those poor girls behind him.

I wish I was blind…

hes got to be homo

Oregon is only 1 letter away from containing boner in it.

*COUNTY* Fair????? WTF’kingFk! This one isnt even funny!

I think I could have beat the all time awkward boner if someone had only taken a photo to prove it but you can’t make this shit up. At the time I was just hoping no one noticed. I was getting radiation treatment for prostrate cancer laying there on the table with only a small towel over my privates. A couple female nurses and at least one male nurse in the room and a live monitor outside the room for doctors which I just now thought about. Anyway, I’m laying there and they are getting me set up for treatment and I feel it coming for no reason what so ever. It is slowly creeping up and I’m thinking oh shit, not now! I know they all seen it but were ignoring it, at least trying to. Finally one of them pulled the skimpy little towel upward a bit. I think the head was starting to peak out. They finally got me set up and left the room and thank God the boner went away. Probably one of the most embarrassing moments in my life.

thats a big dick for a fuckin old man lol

He’s wearing that boner loud and proud. You go, creepy old man.

Very funny.

It is really funny!!!!

It’s all in fun. Your never too old to have fun in life. But that looks like no diaper I ever seen before. If it is a diaper he needs to make it thicker, maybe add more layers to hide the boner more. Nothing wrong with the human body. It’s all natural. Nothing to be scared of. Diapers are great for when you fly on a jet. You ever been stuck on a plane that is taking hours before taking off and you can not get off the plane and the bathrooms are always occupyed, diapers come in handy for that. just sit there in your seat and piss. Just do not poop in them.

DAYUM That is one sexy man ass in the corner XD

i dont care how old he is he can hit the g spot, id ride him alllllllllllllllll night