This one is hard to spot, but if you look closely you can see that while many of us love Sea World (where this boner was captured) and dolphins, some people really love Sea World and dolphins.  To me, this looks like some freaky combination of the Kevin Costner gem Waterworld and the circus.

Submitted by: SoNotRight

User Comments: “I snapped this picture while vacationing in Puerto Vallarta.  I actually met the guy a couple of days later.  He didn’t believe me that there was a site called Awkwardboners.com.   Help prove me right.”

What more can be said here?  We DO exist, and now he gets his 15 minutes of boner fame.  Can someone please let him know?

Rapper Soulja Boy posted this on his Twitter, and we quickly received the word from several users.

Soulja Boy – we get that you’ve got a nice set of abs, but getting a boner while staring at yourself in the mirror has got to be a first for awkwardboners.com.

It’s hard to determine who is at fault here, but when you’re in spandex, there’s no hiding this sausage.

With all the boners we’ve seen on beaches recently, it’s not a surprise there’s yet another.  The question in our mind here is what exactly is going on in this photo.  This guy isn’t excited about the woman with the bad teeth, but instead about the potentially dead goose on top of him.  If anyone can explain this, or if you’ve got any goose-related fetishes, please discuss in the comments.

One of the more popular places to pop a boner is while asleep on the beach (likely with your face covered, for sun protection and anonymity).

Don’t believe us, check here, here, here, here, here, and here.

I don’t know what’s more awkward, the boner or the guy second from the right’s facial expression.

This guy’s boner is so heavy, he’s finding it hard to stay balanced.

Credit: Naomi