The real crime is that muffin top just waiting to return to her knees when she puts her arms down. Also, the sweatpants.

No, the worser crime is her!

Honey – just because Michael Jordan looks good in Hanes undergarments, doesn’t mean EVERYONE does! And that phone call the guy is on?….. It’s actually for her … it’s the 1970′s calling – they want their belt back.

lol HibernatingCub + 1

props for taking the pic and using the girl as a shield for the pointing hands and props for deciding to take a pic so dangerously close

LMAO @ HibCub’s comment. That one needs to go on the wall of fame, err shame! LMAO!!!

HibCub +2 lmao

If I wasn’t gay before, I am now – especially after seeing that t-shirt and pants ready to explode under the pressure

HibCub 3

HibCub and Anon, you both nailed it!

Laughed so hard, I just got soda up my nose, thanks to HibCub’s comment. HibCub +5 AND +6!!!

am i the only one that thinks he looks like rod blagovich

The girl in front may have a muffin top but at least she knows where to put that boner.

i love how the guy knows there taking it of him

I don’t know how this guy managed to get wood, that girl is not all that great lookin

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WEARING SWEATPANTS IN PUBLIC

OMG WHOS UPTIGHT

C’mon guys! quit rippin on the chicks little muffin chubs. It’s just a little baby fat…a little baby hippotwatomus!

And then “Adidas Sweatpants” went out and burned every last pair of his sweatpants in the street. Sobbing…tears wash away his pity, as he continues to cry, It feels more awkward and I decide to quit taking note and run as fast as I can.

the boner dude is like: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WERE AM I GONNA HIDE THIS???
my suggestion, your moms mouth. hows that??

poor guy, they’re just cruel