what the hell is this crap?
it’s like he has super wrinkly silk pants. :I
looks stupid.

he is definitely holding onto something with his left hand but yeah, his pants are way too baggy. Look at how they pop up around his knee.

His biggest problem is certainly those god-awful trousers. At least an obvious, proper boner would have detracted attention away from them. Thus, awkward as hell, if only because of his appalling sense of “style”.

I’ve analyzed the above photo and this is what I have determined:
To the immediate left of his left hand is his boner, most likely a semi.
The object protruding from his inner right thigh is his wallet, no doubt inside the rear right pocket of the oversized silky pants which has shifted toward his inner-thigh as a result of the position he’s sitting in…and because he’s a douchebag who wears huge oversized pants. Clearly, that turns him on nonetheless.

I recognize those pants – they’re from an old episode of Sanford & Son.

Is gangsta to have two bonas

lol this douche bag wannabe gangster looks like he’s twelve.
Rich daddy must have lent the kid his buick to go to prom in.

hahaaaaaa but ya mums a cunttt

yh butt ur hornii and sexxyy ooftt

can u bum mee if u meet me u must be gettin all hornni offt would u like to shoot me up my arss i am 18 and ur veryy sexii

i agree, it’s a wallet on his thighs while on the left its his boner