An eagle-eyed Awkward Boners reader wasn’t the only one who spotted this boner on a beach in Victoria, British Columbia. The boner-man’s daughter liked it so much she decided to build one of her own.

What’s funnier than an awkward boner? Two awkward boners!

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Some tennis players develop tennis elbow. Rafael Nadal develops tennis boner.

It’s a well-known fact that running with a boner decreases wind resistance. Maybe that’s what helped Canadian 800m runner Gary Reed win the first big meet of the season in 1:45.

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“Nah man, that’s not a boner. It’s just a fold in my shorts.”

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As every acrobat knows, the best way to stay balanced is to use a balance pole. That’s not an option for this man, but luckily his body has provided him with a balance bone.

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“Blood is rushing into your muscles and that’s what we call The Pump. You muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it’s really tight – it’s like somebody blowing air into it, into your muscle… It feels fantastic.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger, describing bicep curls. But he probably feels the same way when he lifts underage girls.

This kid is either dressed up as Robin, or he’s chosen to be one of the lesser known Teen Titans, Awkward Boner Boy.

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