Driftwood on the Beach June 6, 2009
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Awkward Boners reader Russel was strolling down the beach with his amigo when he noticed this “behemoth of driftwood”. The guy thinks he’s being smart by raising his knees, a technique which protects the boner from being seen from either side. Unfortunately, it also leaves the boner extremely vulnerable to a flank attack. It is truly the Maginot Line of boner-hiding maneuvers. | ||
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I smell a ‘shoop!
Great WWII reference!
This is the worst photoshop job ever… I mean, really. You guys can’t tell that this is completely fake? Look at the belly. Look at the fuzziness on the bulge. Totally fake.
And look at the fuzziness of his arm, clearly he had no arms and they were photoshopped in.
Ah, that was mean. Sorry. But it does look to me as though the camera is focused on the lower legs, and everything beyond them is merely out of focus.
OBVIOUS PHOTOSHOP
totally shop’d
OMG TOTOALY PHOTOSHOPPED! LOOK HOW FUZZY HIS FEET ARE!!!!! HE DIDNT HAVE FEET1111111!!!!!!111!!11!!!!!
and look at that sand! there was SO no sand in this photo! whoever took this must take us for a bunch of wankers!
Erm, “his belly is fuzzy”?! THE WHOLE PICTURE IS FUZZY!
Retards. What stops this picture from being real? Is his bigger than yours? :S
NO WAI SHOPPPPED!!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!!!fag!!!!1 I MEAN REALY LOOK AT IT IT SO OBVEOS I MEAN IT WAS A COKE CAN OR SOMETHIN BUT NOT A BONER!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhm its called hair, and it just made it look fuzzy.