Corny joke…

That’s not funny at all. Way to pump a stereotype, so bloody original.

Wow. What a racist comment about the Asian community. I don’t think I’ll be reading this site anymore, and I will tell all my Asian friends not to read it either. We’ll be too busy measuring our small wangs.

first it was the gays, now asians… as a representative of the white delagation, I do hereby declare that we still have a sense of humor. Porcelina, good luck finding your small wangs

as a white person, I’m offended by the insinuation that tired old jokes about gay people and asians that weren’t funny in the first place and haven’t improved by being repeated seven million times are representative of our “sense of humor.”

As a doctor,I suggest Brian Williams is seeking refuge at the wrong place.

As a middle-aged gay male who fancies Asian men, I can tell you from personal experience that, just like all men, Asian penises come in all sizes. I’ve had pleasure of bedding Thai men, Japanese men, Chinese men, and Filipino men several of whom have had deliciously large penises. The smallest dick I ever sucked was on a white guy. It’s an ugly stereotype that’s just not true.

How embarrassing… not the boner, but the bullshit racism! Absolutely unnecessary and not the least bit funny (or accurate). It only leads me to wonder what the heck is wrong with the author. I’ll get my lols elsewhere from now on, thanks.

@ Brian – your form of “humor” is embarrassing to the rest of “the white delegation”.

All you people crying the R-word need to chill out. Stereotyping is not the same thing as racism.

I find it interesting that when they make a joke about Asians or gays, people get outraged, but when they make a joke about white people (e.g. http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/05/i-done-got-a-woody/) everyone’s cool with it.

Derek: one does not chose to be gay or asian. One can chose to be a redneck. It’s like making fun of dentists.

I will forgive you if you make fun of blacks, jews, Mexicans, and the Danish (their pee pees look like question marks). And if you also go fuck yourselves.

Derek, making fun of white people is like making fun of the queen. You can take the piss out of her all day long, but she’s still the fucking queen. I can deride myself and other white people for our whiteness as much as I want. That still doesn’t change the fact that white people are afforded so much privilege by society simply for being white.

great, white privilege, that’s not a stereotype at all… you subscribe to your stereotypes and read the new yorker magazine for your high brow humor. i’ll keep visiting a website called “awkwardboners.com” where i expect the jokes to be lewd. if you don’t like it, i’d suggest that you do us all a favor and not visit the site ever again.

Think of jokes more clever than the obvious low-hanging fruit, which is what the tired old identity stereotype jokes always are. Everyone wins: the website is funnier, nobody has to rant about discrimination, and nobody has to rant about reverse discrimination.

thy name is brian

“great, white privilege, that’s not a stereotype at all… you subscribe to your stereotypes and read the new yorker magazine for your high brow humor.”

Seriously, you guys. You’re on a website called ‘awkward boners.’ Get the sand out of your vaginas and the stick out of your asses.

Lesson of the day: if you want clever jokes, you might want to look somewhere other than a site dedicated to awkward boners. When I come here I neither want nor expect anything more than base, puerile humor.

Actually, I expect boner humor in an awkward setting. Not race relations. Leave it out of my boners, thank you.

Yea what dave said. No need for slurs or stereotypes. Awkward boners are humor enough. Now onto the boners!

Asians have small PPs and they eat cat…. As a matter a fact I think there is one outside my window eating 1 now

but there’s so much puerile humor out there that’s actually funny. “asians have small dicks!” is about as funny as “women can’t drive!” it’s just old.

I’ve never seen a Danish pee pee that looked like a question mark… And I’ve seen a lot of Danish pee pees in my time!

FUCK YOU BASTARD ASIAN HAVE FUCKEN LARGER PENISES THAT ARE HARDER YOU FUCKEN BASTARD

I’m married to an Asian. He has a huge cock. I was previously married to a white guy…small cock. Get a clue you stupid cocksucker.

hurrr durrr asian dicks are little u guys
and if you don’t lol at my clever joke, then somehow you’re the one with the lame sense of humor

hurrr

durrrrrrrrrrrr

yawn i’m so tired of the asian males have small dick jokes. how UNcreative!

The hivemind rage of the internet is truly a sight to behold.

I wonder what people would have said if the boner in question was on a black guy and he was extolling its largeness…?

I lol’d

I pooped on an asian’s chest last night

this site is really funny for the boners aspect, but this racist bullshit is totally unnecessary… I have to say, that sort of attitude ruins the humor aspect altogether….

LEAVE IT TO THE BONERS TO BE FUNNY. no need for racist comments…

“ALL OF ASIA”?!?!?!?!?!?!? Bitch, please!!!!! Eastern Asians may have small dicks, as the stereotype states, but south asians, like Indians, have huge cocks…. just ask your mum, you fucking faggot, she takes my dick in her ass every night like she likes suga in her coffee. Sometimes she even asks for a double double!!!

I cannot believe the same geniuses that came up with awkward boners are red kneck enough to write shit like that….. cmon boys, the humor is in the pictures, not your dumb little captions.

that’s not funny at all

if u dont like jokea gtfo and stop crying

racist azzhole…and i’m not even asian.

To the people at awkwardboners.com:

Just change the fucking caption already. Say sorry for perpetuating a tired stereotype, don’t do it again, and move on. You’ll get less angry people that way.

Just face it guys. There will always be exceptions to the rule, but your average asian dick is way smaller that your average caucasean dick, which is in turn way smaller than your average black dick.

Thats not being racist, it’s just fact. Don’t believe me, do some research, either on the internet or “hands on”!

Me thinketh some people protestith too much.

what do you hope to accomplish by saying asians have small dicks? are you cooler now?

if you do research there’s no correlation between penis size and race (or height, weight, feet size)

the stereotypes about black people having big dicks have historical basis and are still perpetuated by idiots

Thomas Jefferson tried justifying why he could rape black slaves by saying he as a white man was more sensuous a lover than black men who he called animalistic in nature.

There’s been a history of desexualization of Asian men. In the 1800′s because white men were insecure economically about Chinese men in this country and afraid of them taking jobs, they made laws that first made Chinese women coming here illegal, so the Chinese men couldn’t start families. Then they made Chinese people coming here illegal.

look up the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 in wikipedia if you must and do some research on Asian American History. Look up Asian stereotypes on wiki too if you’re too lazy to read better research on it.

and for the Asians who were already here, there were laws that said Chinese could only get jobs in typically “female” roles at that time. cooking cleaning laundry.

I’m not expecting much from a site called awkward boners, but don’t be idiots and perpetuate racist stereotypes.

basically…they perpetuate concepts of white superiority.

White people have perfect sized dicks? Every other race deviates from the ideal size?

that’s not true!!!!! 3 inches? my God, that is too short, filipinos have even 5-6, and i have 5.5 inches and i am only 14, …better edit this site, okay?

Hey! That’s Jun Jin, hahaha his boner is famous here too O.o

Lighten up, people. It was just a little joke.

Jesus guys, calm down. I doubt the author really thinks that asians have small dicks, it’s just a joke. Maybe not a terribly funny or original one, but a joke none the less. Lighten up.

totally unnecessary. no need for racist stereotypes

I’m white and I think people need to get over being insulted about stupid steriotypes. I don’t get all pussy when people make blonde jokes and I’m blond. So you guys can deal with other jokes. Ok?

Oops. My iPod changed pissy to pussy. My bad.

wtf hes a hot asian dude imma fuck him today

me too ^-^

Oh man! SUCK IT UP IT’S A JOKE
I’m asian, and I shat myself laughing at the editor comment.
Don’t be such a prude..

This is not even an awkwardboner. Look at the picture again.. its just an illusion.

not trying to be rude or racist, but…seriously, i see no boner….

He probably did some opium after this when he went back home to his under age girl brothel. Then he went down to the local dog market for food. After that he spiked his hair into a ridiculous and seemingly impossible height.

ther ar majar azn butthurt going on here

i found more joy out of reading these comments than looking at the picture and i found that most people here are very defensive. this is just a guess but i’m thinking the guys promoting racism here have small penises and the same with the ones against it. The guys i think who have big penises are the ones who are simply saying chill out cuz they dont need to waste there time defending there race or promoting racism. p.s. dear wife who knows i dont care what race ur husband is i think that he has a very small dick because obviously he cant keep you occupied if ur on a site called awkward boners like seriously ? oh and dear big dave what have you been up to lately swimming in a pool made from a pick up truck and a tarp like for god sakes ppl dont measure dicks in the metric system ttyl small dave.. dear history of these stereotypes i fucking love you like you totally made my day with your comment…..: DEAR EVERYONE ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT RACE MEN ARE, MEN ARE MEN AND MEN WILL ALWAYS BE INSECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES AND WILL ALWAYS TRY TO MAKE THEM SELVES SEEM “BIGGER” BY PUTTING DOWN OTHER MEN AND RACE IS JUST A BASES FOR THAT !!!

all the Asian people who got mad at this and let it get to you enough to say something about it proves “YOU” have a small dick and him saying something about it bruises ur ego. azn having small dick is a stereotype but that doesn’t make it not true

and all the fools talking about racism ur wrong stereotypes are not racist. all a stereotype is, is an observation made by more than just one person in which the average is usually in favor of the stereotype.

@a woman with an opinion:

“p.s. dear wife who knows i dont care what race ur husband is i think that he has a very small dick because obviously he cant keep you occupied if ur on a site called awkward boners like seriously ?”

I guess someone’s too fat or ugly to get laid then if you’re so occupied by this site that you read all the comments and typed that much as a response?

Ever heard of a racist stereotype, Mike? I know all the definitions on this topic but there’s actually not such a clear line between the two. If a stereotype is negative it is both influenced by and contributes to, racism in a broader sense. And wow I’m less cynical than “woman with opinion.” I don’t think men will always put other people down because of their insecurities, only stupid asshole one’s who don’t know any better, hopefully a diminishing group.

Get over it, people. This website is made to make fun of people. If you don’t like it, don’t look anymore. It’s a pretty simple solution.

Female got it right. If you don’t like the joke, go to the next one. Things you don’t like happen in life. Really, move on. People are so easily butthurt these days. “WAAAAAHHHHH. SOMEONE ON TEH INTARWEBZ SED SOMEFIN NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW.” Really, if that’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you, you’re a lucky bastard, and I have a few choice words for you to even up the score, because your life’s been too happy and I’m here to make it a little worse for you easily offended pantywaists.

Among them are nigger, kike, cunt, slant-eye, faggot, zipperhead, fudgepacker, spade, gook, mick, sand-nigger, towel-head, darkie, spic, tarbaby, carpet-muncher, wetback, fence-hopper, injun, jap, niglet, porch monkey, wop, spade, slope, raghead, pancake-face, oreo, jigaboo, coon, dune coon, chinkie, please, thank you and have a nice fucking day. [:

Really, even if these words include you, if you can’t laugh at yourself you truly have no right to laugh at all.

Eeewwiiisshhh

fuckin asians

I’m Chinese but I don’t take offense to this at all because I’m not remotely small. It seems like only the Asians with small dicks get mad.

Jeez why can’t any1 take a joke!? I’m an American living in Canada and my friends sometimes make American jokes but I don’t care! They’re funny even if they are kinda old! Albeit this Pic may not be about what this websites name is, u gotta admit it is kinda funny!
Ps one of my fav pics is one making fun of my own nationality… Lookit up it’s called excerscise, welcome to America ;D

i want those pants!!!!!!! so i can so my very big dick to the whole world!!!!! i think every guy should have a pair of these pants causee there so awsoome!!!!!!

Aw, go cry to your mom because the mean people on the Internet are making fun of you.. Boofuckinghoo. Some of you people really are fucking idiots. IT WAS A JOKE. Seriously, tiny-dicked Asians, get over yourselves. If you can’t handle a little humor, get off of the fucking Internet. Go ahead, tell your squinty-eyed punk ass friends never to visit this site again. Wow. I’m sure you really just made an impact on this site. Oh, well. That’s a couple less tiny dick(heads) we have to deal with. Nobody wants the Asians over here! Go skip your happy little asses back across the great blue oceans and don’t come back; make the world a better place. Go run back to Tokyo and hide from Godzilla or whatever you walking wastes of oxygen do over there. Go ahead and call me racist because maybe I am. Who’s gonna stop me from being racist? If you don’t speak English, I’m fluent in 12 gauge. Y’all need to just stay over there anyway, cause nobody wants your little bitch asses over here. And wtf is wrong with all of you other little pansies that stick up for the Asians? If they want to defend themselves, they can just do some Kung Fu or whatever it’s fucking called. That’s what’s wrong with America today. People care too much for one another. I know it sounds like an asshole thing to say but it’s the damn truth! The whole fucking world has gone soft. They all need somebody to wipe their asses but then they’re gonna turn around and say their shit don’t stink. Wtf. Y’all can skip your asses back across the oceans with the damn Asians too. But I’m done ranting for now(:

Goddamn unpatriotic RACIST crackhead.
Get this goddamn caption off this pic, pronto.
NOW, or can’t you read English?