I don’t think they’re boners. Sometimes your dick just rides up when your cycling in spandex. Its happened to me before.

Those arent boners you idiot. When cycling you cant tuck your junk between your legs, it’ll get crushed by the saddle, so you point it upwards and the spandex holds it in place that way.

no boners on this pic.

Had you put the right photo it would’ve been really funny post. No boners on this pic.

“I’ve never done either of these sports at a high level” – you should’ve though

true no boners but polish sausages are my favorite kind

YEP – they are that big soft.
And we make fun of the Polish?
I think they have the last laugh.

Please stay assured we are in the posession realy good guns and we have no issues with boners. We just prefer to show our boners to a very small, highly selected group of the people

looks photoshopped

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Us Polish folk are like that, that’s why we’re called Poles!

It’s a bit like the world clocks. Looks to be 7pm in France.

no boners. Site should be renamed awkward buldges. by the way, Awkward is an awkward word to type.

this is the reason they sell cycling shorts in black to the normal masses.

We call that Polska Kielbasa in the mother country!

its their dick’s resting position in those spandex hehe.cute

this is why people created BLACK spandex.

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No Boners. I do both Rowing and Cycling. With both these sports you can’t but your dong anywhere, cycling it will get crushed by the saddle. Rowing it will get crushed by the seat. So you just have to point it either up or to the side in Rowing. Cycling shorts are usally black, it hides boners really well.

Random story that no one cares about! So of all the dudes that I’ve fucked (not too many, not too few), the biggest boner I’ve ever seen was the one on my skinny ass Polish ex-boyfriend. Serious sausage right there.

They may not have boner but they can cum to my house anyday

I do not think they could they have made those uniforms show of their packages any more than that.

Agreed no boners there

If you think any of these are boners, you’ve either been hanging out with Chinese midgets, or are a female virgin.

I’ve been biking for a good while and your Dick just moves around freely.
and if those are boners than their just pathetic

i wear spandex and my thing stays in place for me and yeah i get hard and it sticks out my email is spandex93@yahoo.com

heyy i’m a female virgin and i knew they weren’t boners

they don’t even look like boners. they look more like when someone just plops mashed potatoes onto a plate.

no boners, just pushed up and over since there is no where else for them to go… comon, penises are not completely invisible when they are not hard.

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Agreed, a lot of these pictures are just awkard bulges. I remember being in wrestling and having the awkard bulge, that would most likely have been called a boner on here.

oh my poosy feels like slip n slide i suck all yall dicks 3 dowwa

The second guy from the right might be semi-aroused. Putting it in that position always seems to make it grow a little. Mine looks like a poodle’s dick when I’m standing naked, but if it’s caught pointing upward in my briefs, it quickly starts to push its way under the waistband and out.

i’ll have the 4th one from the left thank you

Yeh those aren’t boners. the spandex just shows everything, an their junk either rode up, or they positioned it there.