We get a lot of weird stuff sent to us here at Awkward Boners, but never in a million years did we expect to see a photo of a walrus with a boner. Thank you Internet. This photo may even be a candidate for AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (no affiliation).

After a long night of heavy drinking, men sometimes have trouble “getting it up”. That’s definitely not the case for this guy, who’s clearly enjoying the attention he’s getting from these two girls.

It’s hard to think of a worse time to pop a boner than while standing on a street corner in the middle of New York City. While wearing a speedo. Varsity team initiations are usually meant to be embarrassing, but this guy went far beyond the call of duty.

This kid’s got a boner and is very happy about it. But I guess when he’s on a boat with girls on either side of him, his happiness can be explained. His boner, however, cannot.

This photo was taken in Tijuana, the Mexican border city famous for its whorehouses, drugs, and cheap tequila. We don’t know all the details of what happened to Awkward Boners reader Sean when he went there, but it included meeting a crazy man on a bike with some kind of dressed-up animal. And a massive boner.

We’re not quite sure what it is about the game of soccer that causes players to keep getting boners, but we’re all for it. Thanks to Lloyd for sending us this photo of Raul about to get brought onto the pitch. I guess he’s just excited to join the game.

They say yoga is supposed to keep your mind pure, but this guy seems to be having some pretty dirty thoughts. Check out the full video for the boner in action. Thanks to Julia for the link.

Thanks to Tiffany for sharing this photo taken on a beach in Cadiz, Spain. Does it count as an awkward boner if the guy can’t even see it due to his enormous belly? It also looks like he’s staring at the woman in the picture, which makes this more of a creepy boner.