pretty big dick there i wish my dick was that big

That’s … quite a tent.

I do wonder if that is real…………….hmmmmmmmm

Wow – I wouldn’t mind checking that out!

Finally, a real boner

well, unless he has a three headed penis, i’d say those are his knuckles. nice try, though.

Now that looks like a boner I want to ride! wish I could pull back the Shorts and see it for real!

That’s definitely his hand.

This looks for real. Every man I have woken up next to has woken up with morning wood. (A British boyfriend of mine used to call it “morning glory.” I love the British!)

BUT… I have never seen a morning boner tenting the sheets or his shorts or whatever unless the man in question has used his hands to set it that way, usually as a joke (as in, “You want to take care of this?”)

But if he’s still asleep and is sprouting morning wood, I’ve noticed that it’s always LAYING DOWN. It’s never perpendicular to the plane of his body; it’s hard and it’s pointed up towards his head, but it’s laying more or less flat against his abdomen.

So it makes me wonder if his photo was somehow staged. I don’t doubt it’s a real boner, but it seems to me someone has set the tent pole standing up.

I feel like an ass for expressing doubts, because I am not an owner of the equipment, merely one who enjoys it from time to time. So please, someone out there tell me I’m full of crap and set me straight.

@me68206
it’s totally plausible. different guys have different natural angles for boners. most naturally point up. some point straight out. others go to a side or even slightly down.

Yeah, that’s dude’s hand. Not a boner.

sit and ride

The shaved head makes him look a little bit like Wentworth Miller. (:

If I walked in on THAT boner i would hop right on that thing…that is massive (and me thinks fake).

Yeah… Completely and totally fake. Its a fist. You can see the knuckles.

For his hand to have reached that high, he would have had to have his arm laying across his body to get down into his shorts, and as we can see, both arms are at his sides.

I thought it was a bottle or something.
Isn’t real, that’s for sure.

i think someone has their hand up his shorts from the bottom. you can kinda tell the way his shorts are pulled back on the left leg. i agree w/everyone else, you can def see knuckles

he looks all hot and sweaty

i’m glad so many people are sitting here and studying this dudes boner to find out if it’s real or not.

this is so [censored] staged. this site is called ‘awkward boners,’ not ‘awkward fake boners.’ if this photo was published just to have a post for the day, this site is already done before it even began…

and too he is not asleep, his face muscles are not right.

Dude. he is fucking hot and that is a huge cock! He get’s an A+

that aint real

Wow, I like that dick. That is if it were for real.

i think its fake!!!!!

thats about as fake as it gets, besides, if he were really asleep hed probably have the covers over him

thats a big one.

That’s not a wang, it’s a space station

its fake you can see somebody’s arm on the right side of the pic. and really pale white arm and in noway matching the guy sleeping skin tone.

Totally a hand job.

Omg, he is from RMS in rogersville tennessee. See? on his shorts it says “Warriors” which is rogersville middle school’s mascot xD he is only 14 xD

Only 14? WTF XD
Makes one wonder if it’s real or not. If it is… that’s quite an endowemend, wouldn’t you all agree

Speaking as a proud memeber of the well endowed club, I’ve woken up with thousands of boners over the years, and I can assure everyone that they NEVER sit up at that angle by themselves. On your stomach or across your leg, but never straight up. If he’s faked the position, he’s probably faked the appendage as well!

i’d still fuck him.. he’s hot regardless if thats actually his dick or not. and besides big dave, no all boners angle the same way when they’re hard. some point up, some point straight out, some point down-ish.

He has nothing to be ashamed of…from what i can see.

its a controler/remote to the cable box can tell by the edge

man that dick is huge! i wud totaly suck that up!

2 things… first that dude would have to have a rediculous package for that to be real, second bed boners dont go straight up like that, and if they did, the elastic on his pants would be more stretched. Notice how its not putting any pressure on his waistband.

Forget the fake boner, those shorts are sexy! I want a pair.

I think it’s fake, but I can’t get myself to stare @ it long enough to decide. The girl right next to me wants to enjoy that boner though

holy shit this dick is huge. I would love to suck it.

wow thats a pretty big boner not as big as mine though cuz my gfs sucked mine and said compared 2 mine thats nothing

Holy shit that’s HUGE!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I’d wake up next to that ^.^

Good Lord!

O_O This is… this is madness! How can a member so big exist, wouldn’t one pass out for all the blood rushing from your brain ;D

Beautiful, you can see the outline of his balls if you look closely and i know you will!!

Wow all you people are retarded and disgusting saying youd want to fuck that…get a life thats fake plus size doesnt matter its the experience

“wow thats a pretty big boner not as big as mine though cuz my gfs sucked mine and said compared 2 mine thats nothing”

^13 year old boys pretending to be big shots on the internet. Ought to have a sight dedicated entirely to them, way funnier than boners.

@yo_mom

theres a lot of places that have the name “warriors” ie. Highschool football team, middle school mascot (as you stated), etc.. so for one he does not look 14 and how do you know that he is from your area?

@Hahaha

Small penis.

holy shit.! that thang is BIG.!!!

wouldnt u love to sit on it….