Unfortunately, the “belt tuck” only works if you’re actually wearing a belt.

Credit: Spanky

What has two thumbs and an awkward boner?

If you party hard, you get hard.

Credit: Doug

I don’t even want to speculate about the blood-stained apron.

Credit: Chris

Just act normal. They probably won’t even notice it.

“The beach was hot that day, but I didn’t realize it was that hot.”

If you’re too awkward to play the guitar, the banjo is the instrument for you.

It’s OK to get a boner in your dorm room. Just make sure your roommate isn’t there to take a picture of it.