Trance In My Pants April 27, 2009
The worst possible time to get a boner is probably when you’re on stage in front of your entire high school. Writes one Awkward Boners reader, “our school had a hypnotist for prom. This kid Dallas* was in front of the whole student body being hypnotized, and became pretty ‘relaxed.’” Maybe he was hypnotized to believe he was a certain R. Jeremy?
* Name changed to protect the awkward