Trance In My Pants April 27, 2009
The worst possible time to get a boner is probably when you’re on stage in front of your entire high school. Writes one Awkward Boners reader, “our school had a hypnotist for prom. This kid Dallas* was in front of the whole student body being hypnotized, and became pretty ‘relaxed.’” Maybe he was hypnotized to believe he was a certain R. Jeremy? * Name changed to protect the awkward |
i was also on that stage, so missed it in person, but the picture, and of course video of the hypnotist show, was priceless
HAHAHA I was on that stage too hugging some girls butt… What was with this hypnotist?
You know you guys like it, just take it all in, if you can…
Hey that isn’t funny, who put this up here?
During a dance performance at my high school one of the dancers had a wardrobe malfunction and didn’t realize that her boob had popped out of her leotard top. At least this dude’s woody is covered!
Is there some video footage of this show available ?
dude, that is a women wearing a cricket box!!!!
can’t you yanks tell sporting eqipment when you see it….
wats wrong with all of you?
A: We aren’t thinking sexy thoughts at you, we are thinking sexy thoughts with you.
I was in a production of The Jungle Book once and my costumes was just a loincloth. During a performance the string holding the flaps together got caught on something and it came off, in full view of the audience.
@ablett29: No because we play real sports. Cricket? Psssh. BTW Margret Thatcher is a wrinkly whore.
Poor guy/:
Thanx Admin (;
clever dick, tell ur students that lying on the floor is part of the show then they don’t get to see ur boner
Ha (: You have no idea how happy that made me