The Beach Boner April 6, 2009
Arnold sent us the following photo:
It’s an Awkward Boners first – one of our readers has submitted a photo of himself with a boner. Not only that, he even wanted us to use his real name in the credit. Is this a sign that times are changing? Has Awkward Boners succeeded in its mission of making the boner something to be proud of rather than ashamed of? We can only hope that this is the start of a new era, one of boner acceptance and respect. Writes Arnold, “I had just been rescued by a teenage lifeguard and I had no other way to prove to asian girls that i was still a man. So I would consider this a totally understandable use of boners.” Well folks, it’s up to you to decide. Awkward or understandable? |
the sad thing about this is that’s its barely noticeable. you’re not proving much there dude.
I agree with splinter, there really isn’t anything there.
Is that the joke? Maybe that’s what the thumbs down is all about? Sad, if that’s an actual boner.
fool is hurting
umm… WHAT boner? >_>”
Aww, the hot asian chick is not impressed. She wanted some Long Wang.
me love you short time
I dunno what’s more awkward: the fact that she is mocking him for having a little dick, or the fact that he was actually proud of it!
These comments are ignominous. Thanks for sharing the time you had an erection on the beach, it is great
thats huntington beach pier. considering how many girls go there in the summer, I dont blame him
You sure its not the angle of the photograph… maybe it was just the wind catching his shorts lol
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Guy: “its not my fault, im cold!”
Girl: “whatever…”
Guy: “no REALLY! it is THIS BIG normally!!!”
im having trouble seeing it
Is that the guy that did the “Show me you genitals” vid?
lol
the girl is right – his boner deserves a thumbs down …
Pretty sure all the peeps commenting this are ladies…any guy would know that sometime a hard-on can get caught pointing south. this is often the case with boardies (they have the hard velcro crotch/fly)
depending on many factors (underwear, rage of the boner, material of pants, crotch/fly, belt? etc etc) forcing a south orientation can be less noticeable, which i suspect is the case here. either that, or the guy is at half mast because he is a skinny emasculine fag who cannot swim to save himself