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That’s No Woman… April 23, 2009

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yeahman April 23rd, 2009

thats a tampon stickin out brah…..peace

tallahassee April 28th, 2009

Dude, tampons don’t stick out like that. I seriously doubt your familiarity with the female anatomy–and your awareness of how tampons actually work.

alice volta April 28th, 2009

I recognize this! This was a crossdresser that was at a show in brooklyn, last January. He kept hanging out in the ladies’ room behaving self consciously, asking for reassurance; supposedly it was his first time dressed as a woman in public. from afar, yes, he appeared very womanlike but unfortunately the far too obvious boner gave it away. as did the stubble and hair man legs. I kid you not

yeahman April 29th, 2009

tallahassee…..lets you and me wrastle

peace brah

ps

because i was being so serious right *wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink* *wiiiiink*

get it ?

Blaine April 29th, 2009

It’s a MAN, baby!

MandeR May 3rd, 2009

Totally a guy…look at the arms

Kayla May 4th, 2009

Dude?!?! Does no one notice those clearly masculine and beast-like hairy arms ????

Kealy May 8th, 2009

This guy has been around for ages. I used to see him in the Lower East Side when I used to live there. He’s very masculine and, when I saw him, he approached these two girls who were making out and was basically like “hey I’m a lady too”. And then they shamed him and it seemed like he got off on it. Masochist exhibitionist.

Stocko May 11th, 2009

There is absolutely no chance that’s anything that could possibly be misconstrued as a woman. Look a those arms! Definitely about to choke-slam the bouncer through a table or something.

Anonymous May 11th, 2009

dude, it’s just a fat guy.

Steve Tasca May 11th, 2009

hahaha. i’ve seen him at bars in my town

anonniemuss May 11th, 2009

It’s not a tampon, what are you 11 years old and don’t understand how anatomy works? This can sometimes happen with a zipper in a skirt — that is what the Go Fug Yourself girls call a polterwang, because it is like a poltergeist that makes women appear to have a wang — but there is no zipper here. So it’s not a polterwang but it is definitely not a tampon, kiddies. And it is too pointy to be a boner. My guess is that this is a woman who is wearing some sort of embellished underwear under a skirt that is too clingy for that sort of thing.

Poor Lucky Me May 12th, 2009

I have seen this person in real life- at a pool hall in Tribeca- walking around with a curious boner and a half-hearted attempt at cross dressing

Shaka May 12th, 2009

ahhahahahahhhhhhhhh!! that is fuckin hilarious

Aparna S Mukherjee May 14th, 2009

It’s meee!!

bunny May 19th, 2009

I think shaving your arms would also help you blend in as a woman a little more…

Pete Johnson May 19th, 2009

His name is victoria and he lives in Boise when not doing modeling gigs.

sades May 28th, 2009

look at the arm hair and the hands, of course its not a woman.

lolo June 6th, 2009

this is a tiny boner….no wonder he wants to be a woman! lol

REBECCA June 12th, 2009

CLEARLY IT’S A REALLY ENLARGED CLITORIS.

sarah June 23rd, 2009

that would be so painful if that was a tampon!
“s’cuse me a sec while i stab my vag with a tampon, using my hairy- arm man strength”

June 29th, 2009

Sheman

Dominator Steve June 30th, 2009

Wow, it puts my arms to shame. There is no way its just the fabric or bunching up. That skirt is tight around that dudes ass. Look at the whole chest and stomach area.. if you stare long enough, it starts to look like Kermit the Frog… a definite dude characteristic…

Honey Laurie July 16th, 2009

Yeahman, and also your proximity to any vaginae, ever.

I mean, yeah, you’re a DB – but those are archaic.

Honey Laurie July 16th, 2009

Geez – does everyone know him or is pretending to hilarious? Does he live EVERYWHERE?

“Look at the whole chest and stomach area.. if you stare long enough, it starts to look like Kermit the Frog… a definite dude characteristic…”

Wow. Somehow you are right. My brain doesn’t understand it, but my eyes see it. The Kermit thing I mean. But yeah, a man’s stomach.

I’m learning so much about gender anatomy of the overweight.

And so much more to learn about Muppets.

Jane July 26th, 2009

I saw this guy at Hope Lounge in Brooklyn and he was dancing with the ladies with the boner and instantly got kicked out by bouncers.

pazuzu July 27th, 2009

his gay, look the arms.

lana August 6th, 2009

hahahah thats this crazy tranny that used to chill at all the college bars around stony brook university and hit on all the girls

HAYDEN August 14th, 2009

making fun of transgendered people?
uncool.
however, if they’re trying to pass, they really should make much more of an attempt — i will admit that that’s a really sad excuse for trying to pass.

Almightbloodgang August 15th, 2009

yall niggas gay datz a dick look at his arms hairy and he got a masculen body look at tha shoulders not a women MAN

Anonymous August 18th, 2009

ppl, its obvious just from the man hands, let alone the boner that its a dude.

Anonymous August 26th, 2009

might be a man and a woman…

Anonymous September 4th, 2009

SHEMALE AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Anonymous September 4th, 2009

lol big booby on the right O.o

MeesterMan September 19th, 2009

Thats creepy

Anonymous? September 27th, 2009

How come everybody seems to know this guy?

Anonymous? September 27th, 2009

How come everybody seems to know this guy? 0_o

Anonymous October 2nd, 2009

Lmao! Kermit the Frog…..I had to scroll back up to see what this was all about and, yes, I see it, too. As far as everyone knowing this guy, they all seem to be from New York. I think I’d probably remember this dude, too. If, by transgendered people, you mean those born with disfomities, yes, making fun is uncool. However, making fun of transexuals is extremely cool, in my book, and my book is the only one that really counts.

Anonymous October 3rd, 2009

It’s obviously a guy, look at the arm hair lol

Anonymous October 12th, 2009

To the dicks that are on about the female anatomy…
The vag isn’t located there morons! Lol.
Its further down..

Anonymous October 15th, 2009

TRANNY FAIL…LOL

KEKE October 29th, 2009

that is totally a man

john October 30th, 2009

well, atleast she’s ugly. There is nothing worse than hitting on a hot girl, only to find out she’s got an extra piece of equipment

Anonymous October 30th, 2009

datsss a dude!!!.haha.probably put lemons inside bra and wore it.anybody notice he’s boobs are sagginnn to da bottom too much?lmaoo

Anonymous November 24th, 2009

look how hairy “her” arms r

Aaron November 24th, 2009

looks more like it’s just a zipper for the skirt, boners dont have that shape..

Butters December 2nd, 2009

OMG HIS HAIRY ARMS

Lucas December 10th, 2009

ITS LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yer December 28th, 2009

Thats creepy

anonymos!!!!!!!! :D January 2nd, 2010

It’s definitely a guy lol. See the hands??? EWW :P

heather January 3rd, 2010

that could be her pants zipper….

cowboy man January 22nd, 2010

i dont care if thats a man or a woman…i wanna SUCK THAT COCK!

Xx kinky kitty xX February 10th, 2010

Aparna S Mukherjee just made my life

Niki February 15th, 2010

wow, ignorant dummie, that’s not a tampon. hahahha.

landon March 1st, 2010

look at her manly hands. that has to be a fat tranny no doubt about it

Haley March 3rd, 2010

I agree with Landon here!
D:

Emo March 12th, 2010

He fails at being a transsexual….

lees shizzle March 20th, 2010

I read all the comments up to Kermit the frog..Dominator Steve, that’s just too hilarious..
As for you others that see this ladyman in a bar, What fucking bar are you hangin out in.. Makes me wonder.. not that it matters. U B U!

BongRipper April 4th, 2010

Wow, you people need to relax about the OBVIOUS tampon joke, it seems that maybe YOU need to grow up… or just insert your own tampon in the CORRECT HOLE!!! nuff said bout that.

This is for sure a dude, no doubt in my mind, not very flattering to say the least. Just wait till you get a shot of a real boner when I post my “candid” pic… lolz

tripp April 5th, 2010

I’d Tap that lightly on the table

idiots April 12th, 2010

heather ur dumb shes wearing a fucking skirt

idiots April 12th, 2010

kermit thing . . . epic!!!

idiots April 12th, 2010

im pretty sure a vagina is in BETWEEN the legs . . . not above them like a dick!! as shown in this pic

Zakair April 26th, 2010

You cant spell “woman”, without “boner”….. Oh wait!

Jade May 2nd, 2010

okay this is what the ‘thing’ looks like to me: its an overweight man who decided to try cross dresing.. unfortunatly hes not an experienced cross dresser so he forgot to shave his arms.. also he forgot to pick up some rubber boob implants so he had to make do with some sortof round fruit and stuff it in the bra which he stole from his grandmother cuz he forgot to by that too. when he gets to the party or bar or whatever, he learns (the hard way) that if your a guy acting like a hick its best NOT to get a boner… ;)

dear gawd... May 2nd, 2010

THIS IS TERRIBLE were all fighting over wether or not its a man, woman, zipper or tampon! WOWWW we must all have alot of time on are handz!
(btw its sooo a man tryin to be a gurl) =D

Tanya May 2nd, 2010

ha hah.. i think jades right..(hey its more believable than “the worldz first woman boner” pahaha seriously?

uh... no May 2nd, 2010

i think this whole picture iz fake… i think this man/lady did this all on purpose to put something on awkward boners.com and see peoples reaction! cuz its sooo obv. fake! i mean what boner is as pointy as that?! haha… NICE TRY

jesus christ May 2nd, 2010

gross.

Juliana May 2nd, 2010

to jade: u most go on this site alot cuz i saw u posted something on a different picture (bieber boner) and maybe a few otherz… alot of people like and agree with you!… and almost everyone who goes on here alot knowz u…. thats kinda sad that u spend ur free time looking at bonerz

Jade May 2nd, 2010

srry “juliana” but im not here to please people like u… its a free, funny, and flat out awkward site…so who are u to jugde smeone for having a little fun!…. and i dont get on here in my sparre time.. just when im bored and need a good laf and to see if anyone responded to my comments… and ur on here right now too! wat are u aloud to go on here and im not? and for ur other comment… YES! I AM A VERYYY POPULAR PERSON ON HERE (plz dont be jealous..jealousy wont make u prettier!) thanks babe and g’night

Bobs uncles mums sisters nans mums daughter May 4th, 2010

Obviously, that’s her camel toe.

Anonymous May 5th, 2010

ha ha ha!

Anonymous May 5th, 2010

oops… the image didn’t work. well it was a pic of a camels foot but fail on my part

Anonymous May 6th, 2010

Zipper?

Anonymous May 9th, 2010

:0 o fuck!

Rater May 20th, 2010

THIS PIC FTW! xD

Blah June 26th, 2010

Disturbing.

john kost July 13th, 2010

That chick is sooo hot i want to fuck her

Anonymous February 26th, 2012

Jade that hick talk is so funny!

Nick Greco April 1st, 2012

This picture is living proof that validates what many animal scientists have concluded,
pigs really are the smartest animals.
Here, one of them dressed up as a human for halloween and hit a bar.

Jill Peters November 3rd, 2012

That’s no woman–women always know what looks good on them. He/she better avoid the fashion police. White short-sleeve shirt, ugly skirt…geh.

Anonymous December 14th, 2012

Is that Victoria’s secret????

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