Clearly our work here at awkwardboners.com is not complete while people with boners still come under attack. Here we see, in broad daylight, a guy have his boner slapped by a couple of young hooligans. One day we hope this kind of senseless violence against boner-bearing men will be put to an end.

I don’t know what’s more awkward here – the fact that the guy on the right is clearly inducing the boner, or the facial expression on his friend.  Either way, I’m glad this was a single photo and not a video, I don’t want to know what happens next.

Fact: Halloween is an excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.

Fact: These girls are hot and dressed like sluts.

The question here is this – is this guy “playing the character” of “guy with boner”, or is this the real deal?  The reflective vest is really throwing me off…

Ok, not a real boner, but can anyone really believe this is not just a prank but an actual weather system?

Trying to take this guy seriously ever again might have been easier if it was a real boner, and not a weather pattern covering the Eastern United States.

Here we see Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees doing a little pre-game warmup.  I hope no one hits a line drive his way, because his mind is clearly elsewhere.  On one hand, I bet it’s hard NOT to get a boner when you walk out into Yankee Stadium to 60,000 cheering fans.  On the other, this is practice…

Kevin Costner caught here hiding his bow and arrow in tight quarters.  He clearly knows it too.

Hey Kevin – just close your eyes and think about Waterworld.  Guaranteed to remove any excitement.

To be fair – who doesn’t get a little excited when they hear the roar of a ferrari engine?

Everyone has surely seen this clip, where “The Governator” Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about the sexual pleasure of weightlifting.   When I first saw it, I found it a bit strange, as I derive no such pleasure from working out.  However, this photo proves that it’s me, not Arnold, that is a bit off.  In fact, it is quite normal and healthy to get a boner while lifting weights and showing off one’s body.