Big Dick Cheney April 22, 2009
Several Awkward Boners readers have sent us this photo of former Vice President Dick Cheney living up to his first name. I guess there’s just something about being in the Administration that leads to massive bulges. We’re still waiting on the first Obama boner, though. |









That looks more like a colostomy bag to me…
my guess that is mostly likely to be a ostomy bag
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostomy_pouching_system
i want to lick his popsicle like the chef is offering.
It’s the creature that is controlling him, like the bug in the ear thing….
let’s call him DICK VEINY
COCK-A-LUYA
Ummm, there may not be pictures of Obama with a boner, but there’s definitely some of his bulge…
http://www.nightcharm.com/2008/05/28/the-last-word-19/#jump
This is my nightmare come true! My adult son delights in horrifying me by saying “hey mom, picture Dick Cheney naked.” I don’t know if I should tell him about this picture or not.
Colostomy bag for sure, that old bastard is very close to death.
ever hear of underwear? DD:
OMFG! Dude has a horse cock! Let me ride that baby!
theres a little girl on the floor. uhhhhhh.
ohgodohgodohgod
Never again.
Not an erection but definitely an impressive package!
i just threw up in my mouth!!
i hear ya jtm and wat. this is so creeeeeepy and gross! barf.
Anyone hear of photoshop? Clearly not original..
@Al: Not a Photoshop, it’s a direct scan from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, September 11, 2004 edition. See http://www.100monkeystyping.com/wlog/freep.htm.
Ostomy appliance? No, unless it’s a urostomy. I don’t know where *those* are worn on the body, but stomas for colostomies and ileostomies are much higher on the body, around navel-level, and generally on the right. The bottom end of the pouch doesn’t hang much below the belt line, and certainly not on the inner thigh, where Cheney’s showing a bulge.
There is no way in the world that that’s a boner. It’s a fucking rectangle! There’s something in his pocket, which must be a pretty big one, and it sorta just folded onto the inside accidentally. Look at the very tip. notice how it protrudes and theres a fold, but then as you scan right, its flat. No, i would be he either has a really big wallet, or has some sort of tracking or recording device in his pocket.
That’s the evil oozing out.
Okay, listen up children. When men get older, like 50 and beyond, their balls start to sag and hang lower. Then when they hit 60 or 70 their prostates start to enlarge. (You’ve surely all seen the TV commercials for drugs to remedy this.) One of the signs the prostate is enlarged is enlarged testicles. This is probably because the sperm, produced in the testicles, goes up into the prostate (which provides the fluid portion of semen) and then out of the body in the usual mode of delivery. The ureters, carrying urine from the kidneys, also pass through the prostate. The enlarged prostate restricts the steady flow and causes frequent urination, stop and go urination, having to get up and go in the middle of the night, etc. (again the TV commercials). If things are backing up to the kidneys it stands to reason things are backing up to the testicles also. Hence the enlarging of the testicles which don’t get emptied as often as the kidneys in older men. So what you’re seeing is engorged nuts in a sack that is hanging low. Cheer Up boys, your time will come.
this reminds me of my 6th grade teacher who would sit in his chair with his leg up on a stool and shorts on…. his package was always hanging out like every other day….
it looks like an elephant trunk rolled up in his pants
he’s semi-hard, the most enjoyable boner
dear “chad” it’s a good thing you finally came out of the closet bc if you hadn’t already then i believe anyone clicking on the link in your post would have a pretty strong suspicion…
night charm… wow…
@works in a hospital: your a fucking idiot.
I can’t decide which one is more disgusting: dick or colostomy bag. 0.o
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I think he just sh*t himself
Oh yeh.. Love this pic.. *save*
ohh yea