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Big Dick Cheney April 22, 2009

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Steve in Cleve April 22nd, 2009

That looks more like a colostomy bag to me…

the_c April 22nd, 2009

my guess that is mostly likely to be a ostomy bag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostomy_pouching_system

BonerStoner April 22nd, 2009

i want to lick his popsicle like the chef is offering.

Jinx April 22nd, 2009

It’s the creature that is controlling him, like the bug in the ear thing….

ronnie heart April 23rd, 2009

let’s call him DICK VEINY :)

BonerPatrol April 23rd, 2009

COCK-A-LUYA

Chad April 30th, 2009

Ummm, there may not be pictures of Obama with a boner, but there’s definitely some of his bulge…

http://www.nightcharm.com/2008/05/28/the-last-word-19/#jump

cheesemeister May 5th, 2009

This is my nightmare come true! My adult son delights in horrifying me by saying “hey mom, picture Dick Cheney naked.” I don’t know if I should tell him about this picture or not.

Hater May 5th, 2009

Colostomy bag for sure, that old bastard is very close to death.

pierre May 5th, 2009

ever hear of underwear? DD:

Fra May 10th, 2009

OMFG! Dude has a horse cock! Let me ride that baby!

nat May 11th, 2009

theres a little girl on the floor. uhhhhhh.

Wat May 12th, 2009

ohgodohgodohgod

Never again.

GQ May 13th, 2009

Not an erection but definitely an impressive package!

jtm May 14th, 2009

i just threw up in my mouth!!

anon May 15th, 2009

i hear ya jtm and wat. this is so creeeeeepy and gross! barf.

Al May 25th, 2009

Anyone hear of photoshop? Clearly not original..

MrBone May 25th, 2009

@Al: Not a Photoshop, it’s a direct scan from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, September 11, 2004 edition. See http://www.100monkeystyping.com/wlog/freep.htm.

badfae May 26th, 2009

Ostomy appliance? No, unless it’s a urostomy. I don’t know where *those* are worn on the body, but stomas for colostomies and ileostomies are much higher on the body, around navel-level, and generally on the right. The bottom end of the pouch doesn’t hang much below the belt line, and certainly not on the inner thigh, where Cheney’s showing a bulge.

? June 16th, 2009

There is no way in the world that that’s a boner. It’s a fucking rectangle! There’s something in his pocket, which must be a pretty big one, and it sorta just folded onto the inside accidentally. Look at the very tip. notice how it protrudes and theres a fold, but then as you scan right, its flat. No, i would be he either has a really big wallet, or has some sort of tracking or recording device in his pocket.

LuvTheStiffies July 3rd, 2009

That’s the evil oozing out.

works in a hospital September 5th, 2009

Okay, listen up children. When men get older, like 50 and beyond, their balls start to sag and hang lower. Then when they hit 60 or 70 their prostates start to enlarge. (You’ve surely all seen the TV commercials for drugs to remedy this.) One of the signs the prostate is enlarged is enlarged testicles. This is probably because the sperm, produced in the testicles, goes up into the prostate (which provides the fluid portion of semen) and then out of the body in the usual mode of delivery. The ureters, carrying urine from the kidneys, also pass through the prostate. The enlarged prostate restricts the steady flow and causes frequent urination, stop and go urination, having to get up and go in the middle of the night, etc. (again the TV commercials). If things are backing up to the kidneys it stands to reason things are backing up to the testicles also. Hence the enlarging of the testicles which don’t get emptied as often as the kidneys in older men. So what you’re seeing is engorged nuts in a sack that is hanging low. Cheer Up boys, your time will come.

Anonymous October 15th, 2009

this reminds me of my 6th grade teacher who would sit in his chair with his leg up on a stool and shorts on…. his package was always hanging out like every other day….

john November 2nd, 2009

it looks like an elephant trunk rolled up in his pants

Butters December 2nd, 2009

he’s semi-hard, the most enjoyable boner :)

steponme December 3rd, 2009

dear “chad” it’s a good thing you finally came out of the closet bc if you hadn’t already then i believe anyone clicking on the link in your post would have a pretty strong suspicion…

night charm… wow…

Anonymous December 4th, 2009

@works in a hospital: your a fucking idiot.

Anonymous December 4th, 2009

I can’t decide which one is more disgusting: dick or colostomy bag. 0.o

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tbkahuna April 22nd, 2010

I think he just sh*t himself

Lisa June 8th, 2010

Oh yeh.. Love this pic.. *save*

................. April 17th, 2012

ohh yea

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